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| - Announcer: The whole ignorant world watches as Professor Membrane prepares to make the greatest announcement he's made since last week. Dib: Man, Dad's finally done with whatever he's been working on for the past few months. Maybe we'll finally get to see him in person! Prof. Membrane: Now, now, son: Brush your teeth and don't steal! Daughter, feed the puppy! Gaz: Oh yeah: We used to have a puppy, didn't we? Announcer: And now... Announcer: ...the man without whom this world falls into chaos... Announcer: ...and the inventor of super toast! Announcer: Professor Membrane! Dib: That's my dad! Torque: Pshhh... So? Prof. Membrane: Thank you, mankind! As we all know, every source of energy requires fuel! Torque: Pshhh... I didn't know that. Prof. Membrane: So, I got to thinking... Why has nobody invented a power source that needs no fuel? Prof. Membrane: WHY!?! Prof. Membrane: So I made the Perpetual Energy Generator or, as I call her, PEG. Prof. Membrane: Tonight, I activate it! If it works, we never have to worry about power again! Prof. Membrane: If it doesn't, it will send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth! Zim (thinking): Wave of doom... Prof. Membrane: Any questions? Cybernator: Yeah... What was that last thing you said? Prof. Membrane: Oh, there's only a minimal chance of anything going wrong with the generator. Especially with the stepped up security we've installed around the premises. Zim: Ahem. Zim: I love Earth! Dib: Look, Gaz! Zim's definitely up- Scientist: Excuse me, kids? I'm with the Membrane organization. The professor has asked that his room mates attend tonight's unveiling of the PEG generator. Dib: You mean, us? Scientist: You live with the professor, right? Be ready at seven! Zim: Hmm? Hmmm? Dib: Wow! We're gonna be on TV with dad! Torque: My dad can fit a potato in his mouth! Dib: Hello? Dib: Wha? Dib: You look like me! Future Dib: I am you! Listen to me! I know how- Dib: What's going on!?! How is this possible? Future Dib: Zim! He... He broke into Dad's compound! He got to the generator! Dib: This doesn't make any sense! Future Dib: Listen! Zim sabotaged the generator! Future Dib (voice over): I tried to stop him- Future Dib (voice over): But his incredible power was too much for me! Future Dib (voice over): And he undid the security system! Future Dib (voice over): The PEG sent out a horrible wave of energy- Future Dib (voice over): -just like Membrane said it would! Future Dib (voice over): But the energy opened up a special time rip and I found myself in some kind of crazy spinning time thingy! Future Dib (voice over): Woo! It sure was crazy! Future Dib: The rip dropped me here, in the past, giving me a second chance! But, I'm so weak from the fight... It's up to you! Dib: Wow, I'm boring! Do I always explain everything like this? Future Dib: Here, take this watch. Future Dib: We can use it to communicate remotely! Dib: Once I defeat Zim you can stay here with me! We'll be an unstoppable team! Future Dib: Yes, yes, it will be magical! But you must go! Zim's at the warehouse by Dad's compound! There's a broken window above a stack of crates! Future Dib: He's gonna drill into Dad's compound from bellow! All you have to do is sabotage that drill! Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you with my Dib robot spy! Dib: Ah! You're gonna use it to walk right past the security at the generator, aren't you? Zim: Ahh. What? Oh. Zim: Oh yes! Yes I am! Dib: But if you use the robot to blow up the generator, you'll be destroyed too! Zim: Your explanations bore me! Also, I'm safely controlling robot Dib from Earth's orbit. When PEG explodes, I'll be thousands of miles away! Goodbye, Dib! Gaz's voice: Come on, Dib! It's time to go! Robot Dib: Okay, Gaz. Robot Dib: I'll be riiight there. Gaz: Do not do anything weird tonight, Dib! If you do, you will suffer horribly! Dib (shouting into the watch): No, Gaz! That's not me! It's a- Robot Dib: I would never- Gaz: Horrible... suffering! Zim: Of course, my scary sister. I obey! Robot Dib: Of course, my scary sister! I obey! Dib: No! I have to do something! Dib: Man, am I doing something! Laptop: Hacking probe enabled. Dib: I only hope the Irkens just happen to use the same operating system as me! Dib: Yes! Guard: Aren't you excited, little boy? Robot Dib: Of course! But not so much as to provoke my terrifying sibling! Gaz: What are you doing? You've been acting weird all day! Even weirder than usual! Zim: I don't know what you're talking about! Robot Dib: I don't know what you're talking- Look! Robot Dib: Aliens! Robot Dib: And over there! Big feet! Gaz: That's more like it. I guess. Prof. Membrane: I'm glad you two have arrived. Prof. Membrane: The ceremony- WAIT! Where's your brother? Gaz: He went running after Big foot. Prof. Membrane: I need you to find him, Gaz! And... Prof. Membrane (whispering): Make sure he doesn't do anything embarrassing. Dib: Gah! He made it past security! Dib: Now all I have to do is get control of this thing! Zim: Not likely, Dib! My lockout programs will prevent you from- Dib: I'm already breaking through the vocal circuits, Zim! Soon I'll control the whole robot! Zim: Why aren't the lockout program working!?! Zim: GIR! GIR! Unleash the monkey! GIR: Monkey!!! Laptop: Access vocal circuit? Gaz: What are you doing? Announcer: Now, here he is! Professor Membrane! Prof. Membrane: Before we get started, I'd like to introduce you all to my kids, who- Prof. Membrane: Oh. Well, we'll start PEG's warm-up procedure while we wait for them! Robot Dib: I don't feel very well! I think I'll just watch everything from down here! Gaz: Fine, Dib! I guess there's less chance you'll do anything crazy if you're not up there with us! Laptop: Override vocal circuit? Dib: No! Gaz! Come back! It's a trap! Dib: The monkey! Gaz: Okay. I warned you. Gaz: You're just asking for it, Dib! Dib (through Robot Dib): It's in my brain! DA' CONE: Hey, where's my free power, huh? Eh, deh, does that thing even work? Huh? Huh? DA' CONE: Aww, daw, booo!!! Dib (speaking through Robot Dib): Eh, help me Gaz! Dib: Good work Gaz! What you've been fighting is actually a robot controlled by Zim! Dib (speaking through Robot Dib): Now you've gotta rescue me! I'm at the warehouse! It's twenty- Prof. Membrane: Very funny! Okay, if you people don't wanna take perpetual energy seriously, then fine! No power for you! Audience: Awww! GIR: Awww, your little robot boy's broken! Zim: NOOOOOOOoooo, eh, let's go look at the monkey. Gaz: A robot! Gaz: Ah... Prof. Membrane: It's good to see you two getting along!
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