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| - Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. Now you try. Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan. How did Penghis Khan do? Mabel: ... (Penghis Khan smiles) Mabel: YOU COMPLETELY CUCKOO ILLEIST! That's the THIRD PERSON speech! It's grammatically WRONG!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! Penghis Khan: WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE--LITTLE--Little... SERVANTS! FIND A THESAURUS SO PENGHIS KHAN CAN LOOK UP A SYNONYM FOR BEAST! THEN PENGHIS KHAN WILL WHACK THIS PUFFLE WITH A FISH!!" Danny: Roget's 21st, sir! *knocks Mabel out with book* Xavier (not the Judge, the puffle): Oh, well hit, Daniel! *whacks Mabel with shovel* Clyde: Yeah, you could say she hit the books! HAHAHAHA... Judge Xavier: Now as I was say- (looks at Mabel) MABEL! YA TOOK MUH LITTLE CHAIR! GIVE ME BACK MUH CHAIR! Mabel: Hey Judge Xavier! Don't avert your EYE when talking to me! Judge Xavier: I have two eyes, thank ya very much. Mabel: It's pronounced "YOU" and "MY", your Dishonor. Now you try it. Judge Xavier: Ya and- wait... did ya just call me ya "DISHONER"?! Mabel: Um... no. Judge Xavier: Oh. Okay then. (Judge Xavier attempts to eat his gavel.) Mabel: (under her breath) freak. Judge Xavier: HEY! (Mabel gulps) Judge Xavier: Ya never gave me back muh chair! (Mabel lets out a sigh of relief, and gives Xavier back his chair) Judge Xavier: I missed yuh, Jonesworth... Clyde: (to Scooter) Hey, I came up with a new joke: Mabel's four-eyed! Mabel: What did you say? Scooter: (loudly) Such a nice bloke, that guy!
* Mabel: (to Clyde and Scooter) : Alright, I've had enough! You two are going DOWN!!!
* Mabel: (during band practice) Honestly, Xavier, you missed a note. Danny: (shaking his... wait do puffles have a "head"?) Mabel, why do you always say things in G minor? Mabel:(in a concert hall) Alright, everyone. I'll show you just how good my violin skills are. (plays Pachelbel's Canon in D Major very badly) Later that day... Danny: (faking a professional air) Did you see Mabel's violin concerto this morning? The first crescendo was very uplifting. Clyde: (faking a professional air) Yes, quite uplifting. So uplifting, in fact, that a substantial number of the audience floated out of their seats and right out the exit. Clyde: (while sleeping) No, stop that... Help! Heelp! Danny: Wake up! You were shouting "Heelp!" Clyde: (breathlessly) I had a dream about Mabel playing the violin all the time! Danny: Actually, she IS playing it. Mabel: Shut up! I'm having a concert! Everybody loves me! (the audience also has nightmares) Bengal: But you asked me to block the doors! Mabel: Bengal, don't interrupt me. Now let me resume playing! Clyde and Danny: Uh-oh! Mabel: Why can't we watch WHAT?!? in the couthouse? (other delegates shout out various responses) Jacko #1558: Vhat?! Fred 676: Go eat a Mobius Strip! ?: There is only one worse thing than a screening of WHAT?!?: two screenings of WHAT?!?. Judge Xavier: Yah, it wud give meh an' Jonesworth a mental scar fuh life! Mayor McFlapp: Aye, 'twould be a disgrace to South Pole City, wot wot?. Henry Shipper: Arrr, d'you think we watch pointless garbage in here? Bob McGoo: Marm, you'm prorbably dee worst 'uffle in 'ee brainbox deepartament. Explorer 767: Yeah, you must be completely cuckoo, Mabel! (everyone stares at Explorer, who has just arrived) Mabel: (face reddening) What did you call me? Explorer: Tsk, tsk, you don't realize who's the owner here, do you... (Mabel realises her mistake and smiles innocently) Explorer: Good. Now, seeing as I'm here, I think you ought to... (motions to door) Mayor McFlapp: (helpfully) Step aside? (Council members nod fervently) Explorer 767: Exactly. Out you go! Mabel: (under her breath) Insolent cuckoo-headed freak. Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) You are the worst gong muscian ever! Yet I can't even hear you! Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan wants you to eat a harpsichord! Then Penghis Khan will photograph it! Mabel: WHAT?! Penghis Khan: You heard Penghis Khan. Go eat a harpsichord! Mabel: I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE EMPEROR OF A CUCKOO FISH-SLAPPING COUNTRY! YOU WILL DIE! Penghis Khan: FACE PENGHIS KHAN'S FISH! Mabel: BRING IT, TINY! (Just then, Explorer arrives. He immediately asseses the situation and cuts the rope of the chandelier, causing it to crash on both Mabel and Khan.) Explorer: (to stunned council members) So, how'd the meeting go? Jacko 1558: (weakly) Ehh... Mabel tried to eat zee 'arpzichord? Clyde: (to Scooter) I'm really considering becoming an illeist, just to annoy Mabel. Mabel: I heard that, you impudent cuckoo-headed furball! Clyde: Oh really? Well, prepare to hear our newest album: Annoying Sounds! (Band procedes to make a huge cacophony using gongs, bells, foghorns, and anvils) Mabel: AAAAAH!!! Get that annoying sound out of my head! Clyde: Louder and faster, guys! We're close to driving her insane! Fred 676: If one angle of a triangle is 90 degrees and one of the other angles is known, the third is thereby fixed, because the three angles of any triangle add up to 180 degrees... (this was forked from Wikipedia) Mabel: Uh-oh, I actually understood that! Am I turning into a geek? Fred: Yes, I think you are. Next lecture: sines, cosines and tangents! Judge Xavier: Hmm. Today on tha schedule it says "Prank Mabel". Mabel: Wha-- (Everyone throws their chairs at Mabel then shove crackers down her throat. Happyface141 and Barkjon take turns smacking her with pillows) (Mabel sits down on chair, but jumps up.) Mabel: YEEOWCH! Who the waffle put a tack on my stool?! (Mabel looks at Barkjon) Barkjon: Oh, crud.... (Council starts laughing while Mabel chases Barkjon outside) Mabel: You little flightless bird! Wait 'til I get to ya! (Barkjon laughs while running) Mabel: Did I hear you call me a flightless ball of fat fluff? Argh!!!! Mabel: (while watching WHAT?!?) Ahh... I love this movie. Huh, I wonder why all those other snobs think it's boring. Happyface141: (overhearing) WHAT?! You love that movie? It's so boring!!! Mabel: (turning to the readers) Sigh... I told you so. Explorer 767: (overhearing) Hey, Mabel! I thought I grounded you from breaking the fourth wall! Mabel: Oh yeah, you sniveling doofus? Try breaking this! (shoves Explorer into the world of the movie) Happyface: Oh, gosh!!! (The Trio attempt to get Explorer out of the TV World by knocking on the TV screen. They start trying to break the glass, but only manage to make the TV topple over.) Mabel: (watching the futile attempts of the Trio) Hmph. I'm going to get a drink of water. Explorer: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEE--------- (Darkness falls around Explorer) Explorer: (in bed) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (hyperventilating, clutching his covers) Whew. It was just a dream. (Mabel is watching "WHAT?!?" in the other room) Movie: WHAT?! Explorer: AAAHH!! It was real! (Explorer cowers under the covers and his little propeller hat falls off) (In the other room...) Mabel: (rolls eyes) What is my cuckoo headed freak of a master doing now? Movie: WHAT?! (Explorer screams from the other room, and a shovel flies through the wall, nearly striking Mabel's collection of commerative plates) Mabel: (turning to the readers, thus breaking the fourth wall again) What an idiot. (picks up a plate and goes off to chase Explorer) Mabel: (scooting down the street) Ahh... what a lovely morning. (stares up at the sky, which is overcast) Meanwhile... Clyde: (to Scooter) Everything ready? Scooter: Yup. (turns on a piece of equipment) (Mabel is scooting down the street, remarking how nice the sky looks) Mabel: ...I haven't seen an overcast morning like this since -- Hold it! Who's messing with my formatting? Clyde: (popping out from behind a corner) Haha! Serves you right, four-eyes! Mabel: Why you little sniveling sneak! (starts chasing Clyde and Scooter) (Mabel is riding the Antarctic Express) Mabel: It's good to take a vacation on the ocassion. (The train stops, and Winston enters. For those of you who haven't read his article in a while, Winston is part Ninja, though he can't fight. he just looks like it. Mabel doesn't know this.) Mabel: (Looking at the "Ninja") ...he isn't here for Card-Jitsu... is he? (The ninja comes closer) Mabel: ...WINSTON?! YOU'RE A NINJA?! Winston: (cheerfully) Hello friend! How's my favorite little glasses wearing puffle? Mabel: (stuttering) You're... a... ninja... Winston: Aww.... you look like you need a hug! (Mabel trembles) Mabel: NINJAS DON'T HUG! Winston: (looks down) I'm a Ninja? Well, I'll be! (looking down at Mabel) You know what that means? (Mabel gulps) Winston: (squeals in delight) NINJA HHHHUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!!! (Winston vice grip hugs Mabel) Mabel: YOU ARE A #^$&i#&^$*#&^ disgrace to Ninjas! You're supposed to FIGHT ME! %$@@@!~@#$%^&*^%#@^#@%$w@^%$@w%$q^%###@@!!~!@!@$^*((^$@!~~%&^%@#$%&^*$#$^&(*&&*(*&^%$####!!#$&*/*+$#@#$%^#@!!#$%(*& (Winston keeps hugging) Mabel: @#%$%$#@#$%^&^^%$##%$#@#$%^&*&#%!$^%#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@####$%%^^&^$%#!#$^W#^#$^#^#$@$%#!@#@#$%$$%@%@%@@@#@@!#$#$#@####!!#%$^%&**&&^**&^&&^#^*&&#@@!^%^ (Winston finally lets go. Mabel starts gasping for air) Mabel: They don't make ninjas like they used to. (Mabel scoots off) Mabel: (mumbles) $#$@!@#$%$$#%#$#@###@!@%%^%$.......... (Explorer overhears) Explorer: (turning to the audience) Now what did I weasel into this short story for?! To hear Mabel say "hash", "asterisk", and "at sign" all over again? (Explorer waddles off, muttering the words "ampersand", "tilde", and "parentheses" over and over.) (Explorer walks up to Mabel, in Strict Mode, and sits down next to her.) Strict Explorer: Greetings. It is pleasurable to see a civilized being in this idiotic wasteland. (Mabel is unaware of Explorer's "modes") Mabel: (In shock) Who are you and what have you done with my freak of a master?! Strict Explorer: (arrogantly) It is me, you doofus! Mabel: ...I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS! Mabel: (takes out camera, starts recording) So, Explorer, what do you think of Happyface? (Strict Explorer looks ahead, and replies) Strict Explorer: (adjusting his glasses) Happyface is an uncivilized being of which has no life. He should be locked in an asylum filled with abstract art. Maybe he would come back more cultured. Mabel: Wow. You took the words right out of my mouth. Mabel: (Takes out paper) ... and if you sign this contract, you will ban The Troublesome Trio and end pranks forever. Strict Explorer: Gladly. It would be my honor to rid Antarctica of such foul scum and- (Strict Explorer stops in mid-sentence and collapses on the ground in a seizure like state.) Mabel: EXPLORER! YOU WERE ABOUT TO END PRANKS FOREVER! (Explorer rises back up, now in "Phreaker" Mode. His eyes are spiralling.) "Phreaker" Explorer: i lIKE piffLEZ!! do3z U?! Mabel: ...what?! "Phreaker" Explorer: i sca3ZZ noth|nG!!11!!!1!!11!11!! 3v3N U bec0m3 nAPKinZZ!!!! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! ("Phreaker" Explorer takes out a shovel.) Mabel: (scared) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SUPERIOR BEHAVIOR?! "Phreaker" Explorer: LOLZZZ!!11!!!111111!!!!!! i g0tZ SpaD3ZsZ!!! Bwa Ha wee Ha wee Ha!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!! (Mabel gulps) "Phreaker" Explorer: !!!!! LOLZ!!!!11!!!!! ("Phreaker" Explorer chases Mabel with the shovel) Mabel: Oh well, 'tis better to have been civilized and lost, than to never have been civilized at all (*whack*)!
* Mabel: I hate Happyface. He is the most uncivilized penguin ever to walk the face of the South Pole. Happyface: (overhearing) I hate you! EAT CHEESE PUFFS!!!!!!!! Mabel: (scared) Anything but CHEESE PUFFS!!! ANYTHING!! Happyface: (stunned) Wow... that was definitely not in the script. Mabel: (yelling at Explorer) YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT YOU?!!! Explorer: Boingety-boing-boing. Kaboom. (Explorer is sitting down. Mabel scoots up to him. Realizing his new status...) Mabel: You know, even if that crown was solid platinum, I would still think you are a cuckoo-headed freak. (Explorer turns to Mabel) Explorer: And what makes you think that? Mabel: Because you're insane and whack people with shovels. Explorer: As if exploding bananas ever cared. Flying bathtubs think that's ethically valid, too. Mabel: You're insane, aren't you? Explorer (smirking): That's right! Auld Lang Syne: (to Mabel) Happy New Year, friend! Are you ready to party? Mabel: No. Auld Lang Syne: Good! (takes out harpsichord) Any requests? Mabel: That's a harpsichord. Auld Lang Syne: Sure is, sprout! I can play anything on one of these babies! (Mabel is annoyed.) Mabel: How about "Shut Up and Leave"? Auld Lang Syne: Hmm... I don't know that one. Could ya hum a few bars for me? Mabel: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I need to find someone to insult, or I'll surely break out in a rash! (Mabel sees Explorer) Mabel: HEY EXPLORER! YOU'RE UGLY! Explorer: Ugh... this is one old acquaintance I have to forget and never bring to mind. Fridge (while playing Truth or Dare with Mabel): Go ahead, pick. Mabel: Ok, truth. Fridge: Do you always like being better than someone else? Mabel: Nope. (Korobase scoots by) Korobase (After hearing the last question and answer): Did I just hear that you don't like being the best? Mabel: That's right. Korobase: ...that's so un-true! You always want to be better than other people! Mabel: WHY, YOU...!!! (Fridge scoots away) Korobase: I wouldn't try and come at me, if I were you, of course! (Korobase pulls out a Jet pack) Mabel: Bring it, punk! (Mabel pulls out a bigger jet pack) Korobase: Huh, well, get a load of this! (Korobase pulls out a HUGE jet pack) Mabel: Hahahaha! (Mabel pulls out the biggest jet pack ever) Korobase: ... Mabel: Heh, I just need to put it on and I will be flying faster than you could ever go! (Mabel tries to put on the jet pack but ends up falling over) Korobase: Hahahaha! (Fridge comes back with an ice cream) Korobase: You see that? That's her trying to be better than me! Mabel (while upside down on the ground): I... should have.... picked... dare.... Dentor: Hello Mabel Mabel: Hello Phreak Dentor: Been pranked yet? Mabel: Nope, I haven't been pranked all day actually. Dentor: Oh good... (Dentor pulls out a hose) Mabel: I knew that was going to happen. Dentor: Get ready to be sprayed! Mabel: Hmm fine, but I warn you, I HAVE EQUIPMENT TOO! (Mabel pulls out a HUGE hose) Dentor: Umm... (Mabel grins) Dentor (to himself): Quick! Get out! Mabel: I would drop that hose, if I were you. (Dentor starts running) Mabel: Oh no you don't! (SPLASH) Dentor (covered in water): I knew I should have stayed at home. (listening to This Wiki's Not the Same Without You) Mabel: *sniff* (Explorer waddles up.) Explorer: Mabel, are you crying? (Mabel glares at Explorer, trying to wipe her tears.) Mabel: *sobbing* ...no, I just ate some onions. Explorer: Mabel... you're allergic to onions. Mabel: *sniff* I AM NOT! Explorer: The last time you ate one, you swelled like a fat balloon and turned blue. Mabel: See? I was eating onions, and I cried when this song happened to be pla- (Mabel turns blue and swells up.) Explorer (after sticking a syringe in Mabel's side): You know, I'm going to tell everyone that that song makes you cry. Mabel: IT DOES NOT MAKE ME CRY! (Explorer smirks and turns on the song again.) Mabel: (in a hoarse voice) *sob* See? I'm... *sniff* not crying *sob*. (Explorer walks up to Mabel.) Explorer: I figured out your full name. Mabel: So? Explorer: It's Mabel von Injoface. (Mabel smiles faintly) Explorer: (nervous) ...Mabel... why are you *gulp*, smiling? ...you're not supposed... to do that. Mabel: XIX. My full name is Mabel von Injoface... XIX. Explorer: ...XIX? What kind of phre-... (Explorer casts a blank stare.) Explorer: ...that means... Mabel: (grinning evily) That's right. Explorer: ...that means... Mabel: Uh huh. Explorer: ...that means... Mabel: Yes. Explorer: (in complete panic) THERE WERE NINETEEN OTHER MABELS?! Mabel: All the way back to the High Penguin Confederacy. Explorer: (trembling like Penguin Micro) ...s-so other cr-cr-creatures... h-had to p-put up w-with............................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Explorer runs of in sheer panic) Mabel: (turns to audience, grinning very evily) This is why I keep a family tree. (Mabel comes across Alex12345a. Alex12345a falls down backwards) Mabel: What in the freaking world are you doing? Alex: Umm... umm... Mabel: WHAT?!? Alex: Um... I.... erm.... just saw a... erm... how should I say this... erm... Mabel: Let me guess. You are saying that you are an idiot. Alex: NO I AM NOT! I LOVE YO (gulps) Mabel: You love me? Alex: No I don't. Mabel: Yes you do. Look at you. You did those "actions". That means... (Mabel smirks) Mabel: Y..you have a crush on me. (Alex runs, or apparently waddles to somewhere else. Breaking the fourth wall, she says) Mabel: Do you? (Mabel sees a group of Jock Penguins) Mabel: Hey, you dumb apes. Jock 1: What did she call us? Mabel: I called you dumb apes. Jock 2: Well, let's... Jock 3: No, wait. Let's have a game of football. Jock 4: Good idea! (Jock 5 picks up Mabel) Mabel: Hey! Where are you taking me?! HELP! Explorer: This looks appealing! Jock 5: What ya looking at? Jock 3: Oh, great. The government's gonna intervene. Judge Xavier (seeing Jocks): Uh-huh, this is gonna be good! Ain't dat right, Jonesworth?... (starts petting Jonesworth) All Jocks: ... (After realizing the South Pole Council is here to watch, the Jocks begin to play.) Mabel (while being thrown): ΔΩ ͏ Ϡ‽Я҂Ӷ۩ᴥᵯ₠∏℗ЙӜिআஇணഊ෴ษ༕࿄Ᏻᕇ⃔∏⊛⎳⎲⏎␀①⑫⓬☎☸☈♔♕♖♗♘♙♚♛♜♝♞♟♨✆✉✍❀⨇ⶹㆱ﷼ ＊ ￅ!!!!!!!!!!! Mabel: Hey, you High Penguin freaks. Jackio: You should not say that, erm... whats her name. Oh, yes, Habel. Mabel: (quitly) Mabel! (Winston walks in) Winston: NINJA HUGGGGG!!! Mabel: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!@@@"£*&$(%*(£$*12:09, 25 April 2009 (UTC)@@:{*(^*&^%%&%%7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Troublesome Trio walks in and dumps a few rubber duckys on Mabel, cover her with choclate sauce and mess up her hair) Explorer: Hey, thanks for letting us prank Mabel in your Dojo Jackio: (to himself) It's not a Dojo Mabel: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? I'M EATING LUNCH YOU FREAKAZOID!!!!!!! Alxeedoo1010: Umm... sorry to bother you. But, this "Alxeedoo Spammer" thing is throwing Spam Bombs at me! HELP!!! Mabel: I WOULD TOO!!!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RIDICULOUS PROBLEMS YOU DUMB PENGUIN!!!! Alxeedoo1010: OUCHIE! Another Bomb. Did I mention Explorer is being attacked too? Mabel: (to herself) Oh no.... who'll feed me!? (to Alxeedoo) I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!! Alxeedoo1010: REALLY!? I mean, thank you so much!!!!!!!! Image:Featured.PNG Alebettina: ＊ Ω Ϡ இ ✄ ☂ ☠ ⓬ ⎳ ⎲ ࿄ ✆ ✍ ண Я ☾☢♞இ Ӝ ∏ ᵯ ᴥ ۩ ! Mabel: Funny. "＊ Ω Ϡ இ ✄ ☂ ☠ ⓬ ⎳ ⎲ ࿄ ✆ ✍ ண Я ☾☢♞இ Ӝ ∏ ᵯ ᴥ ۩ !" Ninjinian: Hey, Mabel! What's - Mabel: CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, VEGGIE-BREAK! I'm watching videos of Ninjinian teaching penguins that have the problem how to not be that problem, and I'm trying to take them for myself, not that I am Fa - (Turns around, seeing Ninjinian). Ninjinian: (Glares at Mabel) Mabel: Oh! (Smashing computer up) (To herself) I'll say to Explorer that Fred came and dropped the computer. Hey, Ninjinian . . . (pauses) How did you get in?. GET OUT! Chill57181: Hey Mabel! Get out of the way! Mabel: NO! Chill57181: I know why you said no. Mabel: Why? Chill57181: BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG FAT MEANIE! Mabel: GRRRRRRRRR! Mabel: (Sleepy) Yawn...I'm really tired. I think I am going to bed. (Mabel falls asleep and her mouth hangs open) Freezer57181: (To Explorer) Tee hee. I am going to prank Mabel. (Throws 2 Big Packs from McDoodle's in Mabel's mouth) Mabel: What? Something doesn't feel right.... (Mabel realizes she is twice the size of Explorer) Mabel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! On Snow island, Bean pod 600: Ok, guys, Mabel is coming today so be nice. (Both puffles nod). (Mabel walks in) Mabel:Who are these ugly fat creatures? Bean pod 600: Mabel, be nice. They're my puffles, they are like you. (Yarr growls) Mabel: Oh shut up you lazy bird. Stop growling you burning pieces of belly button fluff. I am not like you anyways. (Both puffles growl) (fire cannon nods to Bean pod) Bean pod 600: All right. You can chase her. She's very annoying anyways. Mabel: Oh yeah? You stupid piece of... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Both puffles chase her and she gets hit by an O' berry bush) Bean pod also gets his revenge. He shoves down a block of ice the size of herself while she's unconsious and hits her in the head with a hard stick like a human base ball player. She land in a wave and drifts towards Club penguin. She still get's hit by a passing surfer. Iceanator189: Do you like waffles? Mabel: No. Iceanator189: Do you like pancakes? Mabel: No. Iceanator189: Do you like french toast? Mabel: NO!!!! GO AWAY! (Mabel walks into the city of Zürich) Lord Swiss Ninja: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is Mabel, the evil puffle! Arrest her! Soldiers: Yes, sir! (Soldiers jump on top of Mabel) Mabel: HEY! GET OFF ME, YOU #^*#%^&##%(*&&&&&&&&&&&&**@%$#@@ OVERWEIGHT CRETINS! Swiss Ninja: Don't you know you are banned from this country, and this city? You will be punished for trespassing and being sadistic! (Mabel is smacked with heavy pillows) Mabel: $%*()&^%$#&^&)(*&*&$#&@^%*&^*&$&$*%$%$#%^$^%@@@@@####&&&&&&!!!!!!!! Swiss Ninja: Oh and by the way, MY SOLDIERS ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT!!! (Hat Pop is waddling around the Clubb Phengin Weekee and notices a familiar purple furball) Hat Pop: Hello! Mabel: Umm..hello...Rabbit-eared phreak. Hat Pop: Oh no you didn't... Nobody insults the ears!! NEVA!!! Mabel: And where did you get that crown? The Slums? Hat Pop: O_O... NOW it's personal! (Hat Pop takes out a 10 Snow Card-Jitsu Card and a loaned deletion rod from TSP) Mabel: Aw, Snickderoodles. Wait, WHAT?! Where'd I pick that up?! WHAT A ΔΩஇআिӜ℗∏⑫⎲⎳℗ᵯ♩!!!!! CATCHPHRASE Hat Pop: Whoa. (Watches Mabel disintegrate after being touched with the deletion rod, then smirks as a penguin runs her over with a sled.) (Mabel and a random penguin cross paths) Mabel: Hello, you insolent doofus of a penguin. Penguin: Wait, didn't you get deleted by Hat Pop? Mabel: I had my ways of getting restored. Penguin: Uh oh, here comes Mabel X! (The penguin runs off, and Mabel X suddenly appears in front of the real Mabel) Mabel X: Hello! Would you like a fairy cake? Mabel: Um, no thanks. I'm allergic to icing. Mabel X: Aw, come on! They're delicous! (Mabel X flings a fairy cake into Mabel's mouth.) Mabel: No, ARRGGHH!!! (Mabel starts swelling up.) Mabel X: Ooh, that looks bad, this onion should soothe the swelling!" (Mabel X throws an onion into Mabel's mouth.) Mabel: MOOOMPH!!! (Mabel swells up so much she floats away, and Mabel X goes off and starts chasing butterflies.) In Club Penguin, while in the Fall Fair, (Bean pod 600 meets Mabel again) Mabel: Hello, crazy bird. I still hate you from that incident last month. Bean pod 600: Oh really... guess what i got this time? Heheheh... Mabel:What are you laughing at? Your own stupidity? Bean pod 600:(Uses the Gravity Gun) Who's laughing now? Heheheh... (presses 'Pick up' button) (takes her to the 'Puffle Paddle' game) Play time!!! (Goes to play extreme mode!) Whoops!... Heheheh... (He slips, on purpose, Mabel goes sky high and lands in the Wilderness) Mabel: (looks up to the sky) NOOOOOOOO!!!!! (bounces around in circles) WWWHHHYYY?!?!?!?!?!!? III"MMM LLLOOOSSSTTT!!!!!! ASTERISK ASTERISK ALPHA OMEGA BLAH BLAH CAKE CAKE BLAH BLAH BLURGAHCAKA BBBLLLAAAGGGHHH!!!! (Shouts so loud, she fires a laser out of her mouth, gets hit by recoil, hits her head on a rock and blocks out.) \ / O_o / /_______________ | BBBLLLAAAGGGHHH \_\ (During [[Ternvile#Great CP Storm of 2008|The Great Storm of 2008) (Mabel opens the door) Chub 777: Trick or treat! Mabel: What are you doing with a basket wanting for candies? (Chub 777 turns to audence) Chub 777: Sheesh. I may have to do something about this. Mabel: WHAT?!? did you just say? Chub 777: Nothing. Just read the part that's huge: Chub 777 says "Happy Halloween! BOO! Gimme all your candy! Mabel: Give you my candy?! Give you? NEVA! Chub 777 (now very angry): That does it! (Chub 777 pulls out a CD player and puts on some head phones. He presses the button...) Chub 777: IT'S POLKA! Mabel: ARRGH! ͏ᵯ♞♗$&@!Я%!*((()@☢✄Ω͏Δ∫㎯Ᏻ⃔␀①@$^#!#@#~Δ#$☭⊘㎭♻↔#¼@$%%@៛!!!!!! Chub 777: NOOOO!!!! (Chub closes the door leaving his CD player behind and runs to the next house) (Mabel ejects the CD) Mabel:Tourture CD, eh? Lets see if we have WHAT?!? (Mabel puts Track 15 on. WHAT?!? plays) Mabel:Dumb robot driving @#$#%@&$%^# Mech Rider:YOU LITTLE........(blasts mabels fur off with laser) Mabel:AHHHHHHH @%#^$&@!$#&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mech Rider: O_O Psyche: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? Mabel: No. Didn't someone ask me that already? Psyche: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES? Mabel: No, I do not. Psyche: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST? Mabel: FOR THE LAST TIME NO! Psyche: Good, then! *Throws all three at Mabel* Syrup coated Mabel: WHY YOU LITTLE- Psyche: Here try this! *Stuffs a waffle in her mouth and runs away* Mabel: Hey! Psyche! About that 'waffle incident' yesterday, punk... Psyche: DISCO STEW IS BURNIN' FOR YOU! *Runs away laughing maniacally* Mabel: Sensei should really keep that kid off coffee. Neoni: *Sings crank dat soulja boy* Mabel: That music is !@#$%. Neoni: WHY YOU FREAKIN LITTLE... *WHACKS HER AWAY WITH A SHOVEL* Mei Raven: *Goes into crazy seizure* MABEL... SHALL... WAARGH... MEH... DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huffhuff* *Goes back to eating ice cream* Mabel: Yeah right kid.Sheesh what a-
* Piano drops on Mabel* Mabel: &%^&*&%& D'OH!!!!! Mabel: EMILY! Emily: No need to yell, darling. Mabel: Don't %^&*&*%(&*( tell me what to do!! I just heard that you have made up some dumb belief about how to become more popular. Emily: No, I came up with a smart belief. You should try it, it'll get you much more popular than what you are now. I mean, everyone pretty much hates you. Mabel: NEVER!! I'm not going through that hogwash, I can become popular MY OWN WAY!! Emily: I'm glad that's working out. Oh wait- it isn't. *Laughs* Mabel: SHUT UP YOU &^*%&^#%^!!! I'll be popular, it just takes time! And unlike how you do it, mine will last. Emily: Yeah. Keep dreaming. Mabel: Anyways, that's not why I came here! I'm here to talk about your stupid Fashist belief. I just heard that Charles is one of them. YOU TURNED MY FAVORITE BROTHER INTO ONE OF YOU!!! Emily: Um, Charles is your only brother... Mabel: Well, if you haven't noticed already, Susan used Dustin to be the father of her child. So technically Foamy is my brother too. Emily: True that, but we don't really consider him one of us... Mabel: Oh, right. Anyways, what were we talking about? Emily: You said you're mad because Charlie is Fashist... Mabel: Oh yeah... HOW DARE YOU!!! I wouldn't mind if you made one pathetic penguin into one of you, but not my brother! Emily: First of all, Charles is my brother too. Seconnd, I known himn a lot longer than you have. Third of all, he chose to be fashist, I did not force him. Mabel: That's $%&*$^^*%&* CRAZY TALK!!! *Pounces on Emily* Emily: EEK! 8Fights back* Mabel: Ouch, ow, owuchie!!! How doyou know how fight so well? Emily: Pizza Penguin sent me to the most expensive self-defense classes. What did Explorer do to make sue that you would last fights? Mabel: Well he did hit me in the head with a shovel a few times... HEY YOU'RE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME!!! *Pounces again*
* Emily is shown covered in bruises in a hospital, next to Mabel in a body cast* Emily; You know, when you heal, I'll have to aresst you for fighting unfashionably. That and domestic abuse, so you'll spend time in a real jail. Mabel: Mmph Hmmph hmmprffhr rhffrmp Emily: Yeah, I thought so *Leaves* (Mabel's personal driver who is a Mabelist is driving along the high street) Mabel: HURRY UP! Mabel Driver: Sorry your Incredible Highness Empree and Queen Mabel. Mabel: YOU'RE WORSE THEN THOSE IDIOTIC FASHION POLICE! (In the distance a police siren wails and police motorbike pulls up alongside Mabel. Out comes The X Leader) The X Leader: Sorry but I need to give you a Fashion Ticket. Mabel: Wait what? Hang on that STUPID EMILY PUT YOU UP TO THIS! The X Leader (accidentally breaking the forth wall): It's true what they say. Mabel isn't good with the cops, hey? Iceanator189 (to Mabel): You know, since I'm a High Penguin I can turn you into things. Mabel: Then turn me into a statue of myself! Iceanator189: Okay. (Iceanator shouts a bunch of annoying things like "BLABBABA! BLOOP!") (Mable turns into a statue while Iceanator walks away.) Jake Lovesfish:OMG MABEL U!!!!! Mabel:It's Pronounced You! Not U You Idiot! Jake Lovesfish:Im gonna kick yer butt Mabel:IT'S YOUR NOT YER! YOU FOOL!!!!! Jake Lovesfish: Wutever now im gonna kick yer butt Mabel: YOU HAVE THE WORST GRAMMER EVER YOU LITTLE -*##&%^@!!!@#$!%^$&*#( !!!!!!!!!! Jake Lovesfish: ._. ............................ Ima gonna.....go now.......
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