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A Long Long Time Ago, the Universe was Created. What most people do not realize is that it was all Charles' doing. What many more people do further not realize is that is was an Accident. Yes, the Universe as we know it today was purely an act of coincidence, vomited from the bowels of Charles' stomach in the form of a very, very dense hairball. The Charlesian Theory of Megaphysics, as it has become known, was not well received among scientists because they would have to accept that all matter was composed of hair. Since then, Charles has mostly resigned himself to Lying on the Couch and Hiding Under the Bed.

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  • A Long Long Time Ago, the Universe was Created. What most people do not realize is that it was all Charles' doing. What many more people do further not realize is that is was an Accident. Yes, the Universe as we know it today was purely an act of coincidence, vomited from the bowels of Charles' stomach in the form of a very, very dense hairball. The Charlesian Theory of Megaphysics, as it has become known, was not well received among scientists because they would have to accept that all matter was composed of hair. Since then, Charles has mostly resigned himself to Lying on the Couch and Hiding Under the Bed.
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  • A Long Long Time Ago, the Universe was Created. What most people do not realize is that it was all Charles' doing. What many more people do further not realize is that is was an Accident. Yes, the Universe as we know it today was purely an act of coincidence, vomited from the bowels of Charles' stomach in the form of a very, very dense hairball. The Charlesian Theory of Megaphysics, as it has become known, was not well received among scientists because they would have to accept that all matter was composed of hair. Since then, Charles has mostly resigned himself to Lying on the Couch and Hiding Under the Bed. Ryan Fox then made a mistake and ate Charles, sadfaced..
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