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:Announcer: We now return to a later-season episode of Family Ties.
:Steve Keaton: Elyse, have you noticed how puberty has changed Jennifer?
:Elyse Keaton: Shh! Keep your voice down.
:[Jennifer walks in; she's changed into an ogre-like creature with horns]
:Jennifer Keaton: I have a date with my boyfriend.
:Steve Keaton: Well, uh, have fun.
:Jennifer Keaton: You are to gather grapes for wine and prepare victuals for my return.
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:Carter Pewterschmidt: Hope you like weird boobs.
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:Lois: All you packed there are toys and cans of tuna fish.
:Peter: Well I gotta eat and I gotta have fun.
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:Mayor Adam West: Poor guys they both have AIDS.
:[cut to Robert Loggia]
:Robert Loggia: NOT OKAAAAAY!!!!!
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:Peter: Well, nobody believed that we would make it, but I drink and you use sex as a weapon. That seems to me like a successful New England marriage.
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:Chris: Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore, what does that mean?
:Lois: Oh haha haha, Chris. I said that about Kate Hudson!
:Stewie: You know, I always thought I'd make a great Florida whore.
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