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The water chipmunk gained its name because of the nature of its young. The young can be identified as chipmunk-like creatures swimming in shallow bodies of water, such as puddles, inflatable swimming pools, and toilets. The young are not dangerous, except to each other, because they are born by the hundred, and only the strongest survive by eating their brutish contemporaries. The Giant Mutant Herbivore South American Flat Tailed Water Chipmunks (Castor mutensis also henceforth known as the GMhSAFTWC).

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  • Water chipmunks
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  • The water chipmunk gained its name because of the nature of its young. The young can be identified as chipmunk-like creatures swimming in shallow bodies of water, such as puddles, inflatable swimming pools, and toilets. The young are not dangerous, except to each other, because they are born by the hundred, and only the strongest survive by eating their brutish contemporaries. The Giant Mutant Herbivore South American Flat Tailed Water Chipmunks (Castor mutensis also henceforth known as the GMhSAFTWC).
Strength
  • 3(xsd:integer)
Length
  • - Ft
biname
  • ''Shitmonk
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dbkwik:uncyclopedi...iPageUsesTemplate
Special
  • Cancer
Power
  • Ugly
Kingdom
  • Shit Maker
Name
  • Water Chipmunk
MP
  • 0(xsd:integer)
Intel
  • 3(xsd:integer)
sec arm
  • 1(xsd:integer)
conserv
  • Common to North America
pri arm
  • 2(xsd:integer)
Weight
  • 15(xsd:integer)
Species
  • Suckis Anusus
Genus
  • Mutensis
Class
Family
  • Castor
HP
  • 15(xsd:integer)
Order
  • Herbivore
Phylum
  • Chordata
abstract
  • The water chipmunk gained its name because of the nature of its young. The young can be identified as chipmunk-like creatures swimming in shallow bodies of water, such as puddles, inflatable swimming pools, and toilets. The young are not dangerous, except to each other, because they are born by the hundred, and only the strongest survive by eating their brutish contemporaries. The Giant Mutant Herbivore South American Flat Tailed Water Chipmunks (Castor mutensis also henceforth known as the GMhSAFTWC). The GMHSAFTWC is a not-so-distant relative of the North American beaver, a partially aquatic dwelling mammal that likes to bite at trees in order to nourish itself. There has been talk of beavers tending toward cannibalism, but this is purely speculation. The genesis of Castor mutensis is a curious one indeed, full with adventure, guesswork, and Tarantino-worthy gore.
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