In ten years in this dump, I've come to accept a very low standard of life. But even at the bottom of this fish tank, a man must have standards. The pathetic trou du cul down at Worley Winery has started putting water to his terrible wine... water!!! When I confronted him with this fact, he tells me, "Pierre, this is not to worry, the water, she is distilled. It could be worse... I could take it right from the ocean..."