A blonde walks into a grocery store and sees a sign that says, "Wet Floor!", so she does.
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| - A blonde walks into a grocery store and sees a sign that says, "Wet Floor!", so she does.
- The mysterious Wet Floor manifests itself in several different forms, but fortunately, all of them have signs that make it easy to identify as such. Of particular note is the unique form of radiation given off by a Wet Floor. This radiation acts as the only known fertilizer for the plant known as the Caution wet floor sign. Thus, where there is a Wet Floor, you can expect that a Caution wet floor sign will grow nearby.
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| - The mysterious Wet Floor manifests itself in several different forms, but fortunately, all of them have signs that make it easy to identify as such. Of particular note is the unique form of radiation given off by a Wet Floor. This radiation acts as the only known fertilizer for the plant known as the Caution wet floor sign. Thus, where there is a Wet Floor, you can expect that a Caution wet floor sign will grow nearby. Furthermore, the region surrounding a Wet Floor's singularity tends to be coated in a reflective fluid. While it is not known exactly why this happens, Stephen Hawking theorifies that the quantum disruption caused by a Wet Floor is actually capable of liquifying the fabric of the space-time continuum.
- A blonde walks into a grocery store and sees a sign that says, "Wet Floor!", so she does.
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