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| - The extended version of the argument between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi Image:AnakinChoker.JPG You're with him! You brought him here to kill me! Image:Padme1.JPG No, Anakin— Image:Obi-Wan1.JPG Let her go, Anakin! Let her go! Image:Anakin1.JPG You turned her against me! Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG You have done that yourself. Image:Anakin2.JPG You will not take her from me! Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. Image:Anakin3.JPG ... Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG ... Image:Padme2.JPG ... Image:Anakin1.JPG You... you... you said that stupid "I don't like sand" line. Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG Anakin... Image:Anakin3.JPG What? Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG That was you. Image:Anakin3.JPG ... Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG ... Image:Anakin1.JPG You had a stupid podrace and shouted "yippee!" Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG Anakin... that was you, too, and I think we both know that. Image:Anakin3.JPG Well... Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG ... Image:Padme2.JPG ... Image:Anakin2.JPG You made the sour cream go bad! Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG I what? Image:Anakin2.JPG You left the refrigerator door open for hours, and it stunk up the apartment! Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG [pause] You left the door open yourself. Image:Anakin3.JPG Really? Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG Yes. I'm the one who closed it. Image:Anakin1.JPG Well... you ate all the Doritos and left nothing but crumbs in the bag! Image:Obi-Wan3.JPG That was you! Don't you remember? Image:Padme1.JPG Urk... urgl... Image:Anakin3.JPG Oh, stop it. I'm not even choking you. Image:Padme2.JPG Just trying to lighten the mood. Image:Anakin1.JPG Okay, where was I? [pause] You left Ben & Jerry's boxes on the couch! Image:Obi-Wan3.JPG That was you! All of this was you! Don't you see? You've become evil... and a slob! Image:Anakin2.JPG From my point of view, you are the slob! Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG That doesn't make any sense. Image:Anakin2.JPG You don't make any sense! Image:Obi-Wan2.JPG ... Image:Padme2.JPG ... Image:Anakin3.JPG I'm losing the argument, am I not? We'll have to have a lightsaber duel. Image:Obi-Wan3.JPG Just like in debate club. You always go for the lightsaber. Image:Anakin2.JPG You always— Image:Obi-Wan3.JPG Oh, shut up.
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