*Formerly Sometimes-disastrous tactics like writing about a nonexistent school here serve a coherent humor goal. SPIKE/signature(12:34 4-Dec-12) On reading the whole thing--and going in to fix the most flagrant grammar and spelling errors--the meat of this article is ramble. Someone else please take a turn tightening it up and I'll restore my vote. PS--I attached but it points to the article's original VFH nomination; don't know how to fix that. Fixed by Kip. SPIKE/signature(12:56,18:47 4-Dec-12) PPS--Looks like I stumbled on this during my attempt in June to read all the articles that used , and declined to send it to VFD. Now, nine edits in to tighten it up, I think the body fails to cleverly pursue angles of the comic theme it presented at the outset. Instead it tells random stories of murder and testicles. Intro's good, but it's a chore to get through. SPIKE/signature(00:44 5-Dec-12)