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  • Historians are not sure where the gangsters came from, but evidence suggests they may be multiplying on Cook Street. This may be because, although awareness has been raised about contraceptives among people in this crappy town, the teenage female gangsters find getting the contraceptive pill from their school 'New Plymouth Girls High' daunting, so instead everyone gets pregnant.
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  • Historians are not sure where the gangsters came from, but evidence suggests they may be multiplying on Cook Street. This may be because, although awareness has been raised about contraceptives among people in this crappy town, the teenage female gangsters find getting the contraceptive pill from their school 'New Plymouth Girls High' daunting, so instead everyone gets pregnant. A strange occurence almost unique to New Plymouth is E.W.J.D (Extreme Wank-ism Jealousy Disorder) which causes severe envy to anyone who wants to succeed like others. It is not known if it is genetic disorder so infection could be an issue. However, one should avoid talking to anyone suffering from E.W.J.D. you may also be infected with the disorder. Anybody carrying this disease should consult the local Indian doctor called Fernando (currently imprisoned after poking patients in the thigh when he got a boner). He is the country's expert on E.W.J.D and has used his time between being raped in prison to write a thesis on the disorder. It consists of approximately 36 pages of penis drawing, 13 pages saying "fuck you!", and several foot notes on how to deal with the disease and suggestions on how to eradicate it (which include many threatening references to the film "Saw IV")
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