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| - He was born as Fitzwilliam Darcy, in victorian England. He was rich and influential, owning a huge mansion (known as Pemberly) and a large amount of land. One day, he met a woman named Elizabeth Benett, and fell in love with her. From there, he attempted to romance her by being as snobby as possible while messing with her sister's life. However, this didn't work, and Lizzy rejected him. Soon after, however, they were reconciled and married. {Pride and Prejudice- novel}
- Mister Mark Darcy, was the world's first secret agent, an absolute bad ass. He was James Bond's great, great, great, great grandfather and was alive while Queen Victoria or some other ridiculously old monarch was on the throne.
- Alice is sat alone at the dining table, attending to her bandaged hand. She is startled when her father enters, seemingly have been looking for her. Sarah suddenly enters with a young man and introduces him as the man she talked about the other night; Mr. Darcy. As Edwin explains that he stopped by and can join them for breakfast, Alice gives them a look of disgust. Mr. Darcy says hello to Alice and says its nice to meet her. Alice thinks for a moment and then turns to her family, forcing a smile. She angrily points out that they brought him here and asks if they thought it'd make things better and help her forget. The three look uncomfortable. Alice stands up and angrily states that they don't know her before storming outside. Sarah gives Edwin a look, hinting that he should follow her. A
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| - He was born as Fitzwilliam Darcy, in victorian England. He was rich and influential, owning a huge mansion (known as Pemberly) and a large amount of land. One day, he met a woman named Elizabeth Benett, and fell in love with her. From there, he attempted to romance her by being as snobby as possible while messing with her sister's life. However, this didn't work, and Lizzy rejected him. Soon after, however, they were reconciled and married. {Pride and Prejudice- novel} It seems that the two had several children, who quite likely had romantic adventures of their own. {Random sequels to Pride and Prejudice} One day, however, Lizzy was mysteriously kidnapped by an unknown villain. Knowing that he wasn't up to the task of rescuing her, he hired his friend to save her. He waited, pensively, hoping she would turn up. It is as yet unknown whether Darcy's Friend was able to save his beloved Lizzy. {Pride and DEATH-Ju-Jice} The next time Darcy was seen in our records, it was during the 1990s, thus proving the man's immortality. He was still living on Pemberly in England, but now went by the name William Darcy. On a trip to India, he met a woman named Lalita and her family, who were remarkably like his beloved Lizzy, and her family. Needless to say, Darcy fell in love with the girl and tried to win her by being snobby to her and messing with HER sister's life. (It seems he hadn't learned from the first time this had happened). The girls went to England to see his mansion, and there Darcy and Lalita reconciled and fell in love. They were soon married. {Bride and Prejudice- Movie} But apparently Darcy and Lalita didn't stay together for all that long, for soon after, Darcy was seen in England under the name of Mark Darcy, sans Lalita. He met a woman named Briget Jones and competed with another man for her. In the end, Darcy won her hand. Just like Lizzy and Lalita, Bridget couldn't resist that scowl. {Briget Jones Diary- novel and movie}
- Alice is sat alone at the dining table, attending to her bandaged hand. She is startled when her father enters, seemingly have been looking for her. Sarah suddenly enters with a young man and introduces him as the man she talked about the other night; Mr. Darcy. As Edwin explains that he stopped by and can join them for breakfast, Alice gives them a look of disgust. Mr. Darcy says hello to Alice and says its nice to meet her. Alice thinks for a moment and then turns to her family, forcing a smile. She angrily points out that they brought him here and asks if they thought it'd make things better and help her forget. The three look uncomfortable. Alice stands up and angrily states that they don't know her before storming outside. Sarah gives Edwin a look, hinting that he should follow her. As Edwin follows his daughter, an uncomfortable Sarah is left with the disappointed Mr. Darcy. ("Who's Alice?")
- Mister Mark Darcy, was the world's first secret agent, an absolute bad ass. He was James Bond's great, great, great, great grandfather and was alive while Queen Victoria or some other ridiculously old monarch was on the throne. Well known for being suave, sophisticated and with a licence to kill he was the the world's greatest superspy at the time he was alive and was also well-known for having a taste for fast carriages, beautiful women (his personal favourites being Elizabeth Bennet and your mother) and extremely high-tech gadgets like revolvers. Highly educated with a great deal of knowledge on a variety of subjects, Darcy was always well-dressed and armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. Word is he was the original bad ass. He wouldn't give a **** about anybody, he wouldn't talk to you not even look at you if you were not worthy his precious time, this guy entered a room an without saying a word everybody submitted to him, he wouldn't waste his time with those lame dances and society standards, he made his own rules. He also owned Pemberley and 10000 a year, just that made him more bad ass than you'll ever be in this and in successive lives. Also, Mr. Darcy was such a stud that he turned on all the women around him just by standing there in a corner without talking, just blinking and breathing, don't believe me? just ask Miss Elizabeth Bennet, she went weak at her knees just by hearing his name. Now THAT's a super spy (Bond, take notes, you loser). To further impress the ladies, he had a lake at his residence that only he was allowed to swim in, and it made him even more of a hit with the ladies. Mr Darcy lives today, his spirit came to earth from hell and took the body of some lame actor named Colin Firth, now his bad-ass soul resides in this body in modern time, lock your mums, girls and sisters because he will take them away from us, normal, loser men. Others actors like Matthew Macfadyen have claimed they are the real incarnation of Mr Darcy, but the real one is and will always be Colin Firth, forever and ever Amen.
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