abstract
| - As hilarious as Uncyclopedia is, one of its greatest problems is a lack of internal consistency. Many pages proclaim things that are blatantly contradicted by other pages. Sometimes even pages themselves are internally inconsistent. The Internal Consistency in Uncyclopedia (ICU) project aims to fix this problem, by editing articles to bring complete consistency to Uncyclopedia. Some examples of inconsistency:
* The Dr. Phil article states that Dr. Phil was created by Oprah and Bill Cosby, which their respective articles confirm. The article also states that Dr. Phil was conceived by Blade (this would be in 1777 according to the Bill Cosby article). The Blade article however, states that Blade was discovered by Oprah in 1990. 213 years after he impregnated Oprah!
* The Wicca Article claims that Buddha was a Wiccan. The Buddha article however, states that Buddha died in 543 BC, 2241 years before Wicca was invented (1968, according to the Wicca article).
* The Einsteinian Physics article claims that Newtonian Physics were invented by Henry Kelly. The article on Newtonian Physics, however makes no mention of its inventor.
* The Official List of the Best Things in Existence claims that the printing press was invented in 668, and that the second book printed with it was Hamlet. The Hamlet article, however claims that Hamlet was written in 1935. Clearly, this cannot continue. Uncyclopedia cannot be considered complete when it is riddled with inconsistencies. It will be no small project to correct these errors, but the longer we let this go on, the greater the problem will become, and Uncyclopedia could be consistent by as early as 2013.
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