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Ugly women have existed since the beginning of the human race. Cavewomen were all notoriously ugly but that was not a problem considering cavemen were so ugly their heads were completely indistinguishable from their arses. As time passed though, the ugly gene has receded, and in the late 15th century the majority of the world had rates of 1 ugly woman to every 5 births (except Britain which was experiencing rates of 3 ugly women to every 2 births). In the 19th century ugly rates had declined further, the world average was at 1 ugly woman to every 10 births (Britain reaching the 15th century average of 1 in 3) - this, along with the introduction of plastic surgery and the woman trading (where attractive women from other countries would be shipped to America to work in films and TV and crap

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  • Ugly women have existed since the beginning of the human race. Cavewomen were all notoriously ugly but that was not a problem considering cavemen were so ugly their heads were completely indistinguishable from their arses. As time passed though, the ugly gene has receded, and in the late 15th century the majority of the world had rates of 1 ugly woman to every 5 births (except Britain which was experiencing rates of 3 ugly women to every 2 births). In the 19th century ugly rates had declined further, the world average was at 1 ugly woman to every 10 births (Britain reaching the 15th century average of 1 in 3) - this, along with the introduction of plastic surgery and the woman trading (where attractive women from other countries would be shipped to America to work in films and TV and crap
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  • Ugly women have existed since the beginning of the human race. Cavewomen were all notoriously ugly but that was not a problem considering cavemen were so ugly their heads were completely indistinguishable from their arses. As time passed though, the ugly gene has receded, and in the late 15th century the majority of the world had rates of 1 ugly woman to every 5 births (except Britain which was experiencing rates of 3 ugly women to every 2 births). In the 19th century ugly rates had declined further, the world average was at 1 ugly woman to every 10 births (Britain reaching the 15th century average of 1 in 3) - this, along with the introduction of plastic surgery and the woman trading (where attractive women from other countries would be shipped to America to work in films and TV and crap like that while the ugly Americans would be shipped to places like Britain and Russia to do housework - nearly dispelled the ugly gene altogether.
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