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Once across the rolling golden plains of Euthanasia, seven large, voluptuous, juicy, mangoes meandered slowly towards Madagascar, in haste, unaware that their fetid mothers enthusiastically fondled rotting guava whilst dancing upon the putrid mass of jelly bellied, extremely dramatic yet procrastinating spawn, as they chewed merrily upon the chalky chalk wielding wikipedians writing some inane drivel about masses of insipid foreigners who think Uncyclopedia is junky junky junky junky floccinaucinihilipilification, with crayons on their silly, morbidly obese, rapidly expanding website, "Encyclopedia Satanica", AKA the world's cheesiest encyclopediathingummyblob after the penguin of Linux exploded drastically over Herbert the Great, causing a deafening "baa", and monstrous fluffyness amongst

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  • Once across the rolling golden plains of Euthanasia, seven large, voluptuous, juicy, mangoes meandered slowly towards Madagascar, in haste, unaware that their fetid mothers enthusiastically fondled rotting guava whilst dancing upon the putrid mass of jelly bellied, extremely dramatic yet procrastinating spawn, as they chewed merrily upon the chalky chalk wielding wikipedians writing some inane drivel about masses of insipid foreigners who think Uncyclopedia is junky junky junky junky floccinaucinihilipilification, with crayons on their silly, morbidly obese, rapidly expanding website, "Encyclopedia Satanica", AKA the world's cheesiest encyclopediathingummyblob after the penguin of Linux exploded drastically over Herbert the Great, causing a deafening "baa", and monstrous fluffyness amongst
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  • Once across the rolling golden plains of Euthanasia, seven large, voluptuous, juicy, mangoes meandered slowly towards Madagascar, in haste, unaware that their fetid mothers enthusiastically fondled rotting guava whilst dancing upon the putrid mass of jelly bellied, extremely dramatic yet procrastinating spawn, as they chewed merrily upon the chalky chalk wielding wikipedians writing some inane drivel about masses of insipid foreigners who think Uncyclopedia is junky junky junky junky floccinaucinihilipilification, with crayons on their silly, morbidly obese, rapidly expanding website, "Encyclopedia Satanica", AKA the world's cheesiest encyclopediathingummyblob after the penguin of Linux exploded drastically over Herbert the Great, causing a deafening "baa", and monstrous fluffyness amongst assorted cheese shaped grues of nondescript rooms of nondescript sizes, complete with abnormal absorbent alarming ambiguous artificial bad mannered baffling barbarous bare belittling beloved big bloody booming boorish boring bright buffoon-like bulbous charming cheap cheery clammy clumsy colossal common complaining congruent contagious contented contrived controversial coruscating cosmic cozy crazed cryptic curative cute cut-rate dark dazzling dead defective defenestratable defensive demoralizing despicable depressed diseased dismal doubtful dubious educated eerie egregious emaciated emancipated emo enormous equivalent erect erotic erudite exotic expensive explosive fake fanatical fat fervent flaccid flammable folksy forbidden foreign foul furry gay grisly grue-like hairless hairy hateful heterosexual hideous homely homosexual hopeless huge idiotic ill-bred impressive implosive incompetent incredible ineffective inept infectious intransigent jocular joyful laughable lavish lazy lifeless lovely living loyal luminous macabre malevolent massive medieval mediocre megalomaniacal melodramatic minuscule mirthful moist morbid moribund mundane mysterious nail-biting naked natural nefarious Nobel prize-winning no-frills nonsensical nude oblivious obscene obscure offensive on edge on the ball oozing opaque overwrought pale Pastafarian peculiar petrifying pimpalicious pocket-sized pointless poopy posh pricey puce pugnacious purple putrefying puzzling pyrrhic quick quivering raging rapturous red remarkable repugnant retarded revolting rhyming rhythmic rickety rigid rotted round rude sacrificed sanguine scanty senseless sensual sexy shaky sheer shimmery shiny shitty sinister sizable slimy slippery slutty smelly smug snug spine-chilling spontaneous straight substandard sumptuous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tacky tawdry tense throbbing Tom Cruise crazy transparent trusty ugly unbalanced uncivilized uninviting universal unnatural unpleased unrefined unreliable unsophisticated uptight vast vigilant virtual vulgar well-to-do wet white wobbly XTREME yellow yellow-bellied zany bears. Gone were Filipe's days - exploding into gooey aporia of clinjastar-shaped buckyballs - weird, though very satisfying, until large Ni-nights slaughtered the elephants of Antarctica (which, incidentally, do not exist) - so... cheesecake / Ni-peng-neee-whom-ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang-zoo-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv means "cheesecake / Ni-peng-neee-whom-ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang-zoo-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv" in Ni!™ish dialect but this isn't relevant to what happened because Euthanasia doesn't have mangoes or plains or even mothers allegedly or grues of southern France... yet. Now, plush fish from Electric Avenue would disagree, but the point is moot, as thou art, for the Olde Time Persones had destroyed my obese face thusly, "Nous sommes poissons, mais vous n'êtes pas poissons parce que il, Marc (et la euro d'equitation) est tres chouette et tu wiki tout death match au..." cried facewise une personne petite while the gardens of Gethsemane bloomed with colourful spacehoppers pining for the seven seas - mangoes, complete with fetid Madagascar-finders should, with some butter icing, create a delightful cheescake-shaped meal of considerable cheesiness, even when Jeremy dumped a load du doobeedoo g'joob aaawopbambaloopawopbamboo over President Mugabe, causing mass tuttifrutti enlightenment amongst her furry minions, moreover taking divers against mountaineering-promoters in Holland, where mountains break wind loudly and never apologise because they don't care about ethics unless tickled to excess zoopy - (zoopy)? - fleurterbilness, though melons assert much ado about Jack Daniels when mangoes reappeared to help the British Empire take over the world book of calm oceans, restful, unmoving, buy illegal drugs, move zoopies, eat cheesecake-flavoured cheesecake, explode meaningfully, reform, remodel, Germanize All Zig, ..., into ÜberZig extreme sports overlords contemplating zoopy ontologically metaphysical zoopy wangs intrinsically moulded into non-zoopy form fillers of giant rehetorical answers to Canada without warning Canada is CONSPIRACY! but for conspirators this foo! stops. Returning from the wilderness, Filipe wept "WOOP WOOP". On. Meanwhile, oblivious mounties galloped happily across Euthanasia, Canadian pride oozing suspciously from nether regions: "Onward!", cried the pernicious populace, "complete your collection of Pokemon syrup bottles here", but there squatted one moose whose patriotic yet damp brain saddened Einstein, whose buckyballs exploded dfviov-esque-ly over space-time crazily, yet subtly, dribbling, an aphorism for zoopy idiots, perchance happening in Canada. Filipe suddenly asked questions: "We are zoopy, non, as Canadian natives tickle ze mighty mangoes senseless every - - one of them DAMNED TABERNACLE BLESSED DAMN SAINT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CHALICE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST COMMUNION WAFER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SACRED CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A IN SACREMENT OLD CHRIST OF A MOSES EARS OF CHRIST THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JUMPING JESUS!!! BIBLE BASHER HUEY P. NEWTON tourettes MANGO, excuse me but I J. Filipe-Mountbatten-Mangoburster-Buckyball-III of Hogwarts United, am better now than I ever have - - sorry about that but my lobes can't hold much longer because, Captain, she cannae take much more syrup, she's breakin' up, warp drives wa-wa-wa-wa-warp-drives are Ni-peng-neee-whom-ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang-zoo-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiving badly - b-b-b-b-badly, there's bad badness - b-b-b-bad-badness wooooooh!-stuff, this stuff, and your head mangoes intersteller?", So he was bundled as quickly as possible into a rickety fondue-bowl of gypsum and mangoes, mashed cheesecakes sprinkled Euroipods homicidal screaming carrots air conditioners airplanes anvils bags of cement balloons bananas bathtubs beach balls bikinis blenders boats books brooms cadavers cakes cartilages cats centrifuges classified documents clones cobs cockroaches computers cows crania delicious pies diesel engines diet pills DNA sequences documents dog houses electrons encyclopediae etchings fish fissile uranium samples gas tanks glycerins home theater systems homologies homotopies hot dogs hotels houseplants hub caps hybrid engines igneous protrusions iron curtains jellybeans kittens lawn mowers leashes lithiums lubricants magmas mailboxes mammary glands memos mice miscellanious dead things mugs needles neurotoxins nuclear reactors nunchucks operating systems operating theaters options organs ovens oysters papers parchments pastries pens petroglyphs pillows plagues politicians rakes reindeer ricers rifles rocks sacrifices salad forks scrolls search engines skulls staplers sticks tanks teeth telephones tires toasters tofus tomatoes t-shirts tubes tuxedoes violi violoncelli virii white boys , topped 'avec crepes d'equitation'. Replete , Filipe TOURETTE'S seemed mangoish, but mangoes are not mangivores according to Gordon fucking Ramsay III the fucking moron, they fuck your wanking mum to relieve soldiers trench in Canada daily eating garlic mangoes, balloons and dough mangoes explode! Conversely, chippies 'de Français, d'equitation' reek discreetly of pudding-flavored mangoes, then Buzz Lightyear stole fourty-two mangoes from infinity mango and zoopy beyond voluptuous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, mangoey, mangoesque, mango-romanesque, post-mangoist, pre-post-llama, pre-post-mago-romanesque foot-soldiers. Semicolonography zoopiness prevailed righteously balling narwhals 'de neopet' with unfortunate mangoes mangoes peaches, bitch skullduggery mango-like never before, giving some mangoes mangoes, what mangoes really mango, and mangoey, except mangoes, which while, bababadal­gharagh­takammin­arronn­konn­bronn­tonn­erronn­tuonn­thunn­trovarrhoun­awnskawn­toohoo­hoordenen­thurnuk xapapapapapapaapapapapapapedslekT, he struck zoopy with pepperoni mangoes pizza mango-zoopie-ZOMG while Batman [insert synonym of "fucked" here] Robin to high society to zoopy furries' disgust (a somewhat horny zoopy) so monstrous yet surprisingly creamy that melts mangoes, however ice mangoes containing chocolate Wikipedia doesn't satisfy melting fire breathing Intel Inside cliché ridden Pokémon eating Mangoes!™ filled the Internets with grateful furries, rapidly yiffing pr0n involving furries' downfall to WikiFur and the socialist cheezbits living meaningless, empty criminal lives within Ye olde BannanaKing's pants of death and yellow gorgonzola mango-flavoured mangoes of mango like something... zoopy, despite Steve's terrible and rather disgusting zoopies, caused mangoish stingray zoopi barb to accelerate the mangoish dezooping validation routine propogating articles designated 'X11.py' doubleplusungood by lunatic doubleplusgood by Newthinkers with BB, yet EG did not even stop, however much thinking hurt the goodthinker, causing crimethinkers to plentimake those crimethinks into doubleplusungoodcrimethinkings, not doubleplusgoodgoodthinkings manufacturing coal-powered partymembers ravaging through creamy goodthinks, which, ostensibly, remake sequels goodwise and BB singing "newspeak, comrades!, doubleplusgoodwise!" citizens, oldthinking terrible crimethinks gheylords thinkstop. "Meerkats fornicate unusually whenever they deprecate fecal matter, bananas, or yo yos, you fluffy trollop, so caring about everything and simultaneously athletic yet expensively enhanced crapmobile, welded onto cream flavoured sticky toffee apples, grown inside the happiest, most wonderful coconuts of fabulous verbosity," said Big Filipe, tearfully regretful that wombles will collect radioactive waste whilst wombling wistfully across wonderfully degenerate pinecones of Mozambique, a wonderous paeleontological wonderland of wonders. "Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww", screamed Jesus religiously into the dank vagina of Gardevoir, while a freeloading priest drank fresh schoolgirls' afterbirth slammers, spiked with spikes and Cosinus. "Interesting prelude, master prostitute." she grasped with her words. Before, in the custard, when everything seemed trifle, eating was considered unnecessary for wikipedians, who normally assimilate trifle at communal baths, because the process facilitates osmosis, which they require for editing masturbating furiously on medication, otherwise their fetid mothers will never give blancmanges to them, which enrages Jimbo unrequitedly. But Yo-mama, Yo-sista, and You teabagged trifles while your Auntie Penis shot some entendre excitedly in the bitchy antlion, who combed penis repetition into wit, astounding everyone with her uranium fetuses tenticles spelling grammar; PURPLE idiots eating massive ERECT tower gibberish annoys goldfish lickers slightly. "SWIT!!" Megaman, not Ωman. Fishcakes are tennis players' friends' worst enemy's least favorite ballroom dancing partners, regardless of Zelda's preference of smelling them, with her cirrhosis eyeball sandwiches and her unusual waffle kisses. "Filipe!", gurgled Simon, as Jesus wept tears of aggravated flesh cake over karaoke terrorists while Buddah humped Madonna sideways in reverse. Then Simon spontaneously started moonwalking gracefully towards Canada while reciting the seven plain, detailed verses splattered on Pollock's rotting carcass. Although difficult, moonwalking can help in numerous vampiric rituals executed by Dr. Frankenbuggy Spanglestein, primarily by causing eight ruptures within cigarette stinkywankerarseholeocolic gloop. After Biggus Diccus, Enormous 1337 and Mr. Uterus all EXPLODED on to the young girls face, spit teeth unto numerous toads, causing Santa Claus's mom to gyrate confusingly yet somehow snowily. Then the young girl shot a dweeb from her Flumplebunt again and vanished. "Egads!" said Trimbongoloony while the uncyclopedian used his dildo ray to eat the contents of a condom stew. Then elephants decided how to kill mutilate it was wonderful hippo margarine margarine so it happens Yoda assfucked like gangrene-infested lightsabours which severed world of warcraft's large penis cakes chikens-fudges' mother who liked cheeeeeeeese but then out of the gloom came santa claws the killer square grop grbble grap glurp hpgrwlhgal me have no life BEEP_BEEP! Suddenly, Napier shat rabbits shot himself in the foot and stuffed a large carrot up his carrot-eating mum/dad (same person), burning thirteen jellyfish who purchased silicon appendages all man-eating Wikipedians for previous owners dogs (A(x100) bleh if you eat 100 strepsils you get HIV but there goes another piece of cheese that smells furry pickle armpits dripping. Meanwhile, a voluptuous Mr.Rodgers decided that communist workers must shiz on doggedly despite warnings biting Billhooks slaves who. "Dockmackie, fudgesickles, pimple, Fucktard, ball-twisting" Then, "it" counted in binary to one thousand. Next, we fetus-munkies fucked mother apes with a * 20-hit combo * adjective * adverb * ad * aerodynamics * age * air conditioner * air * airplane * alcohol * alfalfa * algorithm * alpaca sandwich * amplifier * anchovies * angel * anger * animal * answer * antibacterial * antibody * antidisestablishmentarianist * anvil * anything * ape * apple juice * apple * applesauce * apples * arcade * archangel * arc welder * armpit hair * arthritis * article * asparagus * Aspergers * attorney * Audi * autobiography * automobile * aviator * ax murderer * babboon butt * baby * bachelor * balloon * ballroom * bamboo * banana * band * bank robbery * barn * baseball bat * bass guitar * bathtub * bat * bazooka * beach ball * beagle * beans * bear * belfry * belt * bestiality * bevel * bikini * bimbo * bingo * bishop * bistro * blah * blanket * blasphemy * blender * blimp * blow-up doll * bluejay * boardwalk * boar * boat * bollocks * bomb * book * bottle * bowling ball * brand * bread knife * brickbat * brick wall * bridge * brisket * broadsword * broom * buddy * buffalo * Buick * bum * bunny * businessman * button * cabinet * cable * cadaver * Cadillac * cake * cake * calculator * camera * candlestick * can opener * cardboard box * card game * carriage * cartilage * cartoon * cartridge * castle * caterer * cat * cauldron * CD * cellphone * cellulite * centrifuge * cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal * cheese * chessboard * cheval-de-frise * Chevrolet * chiffon * chisel * chorus * chromosome * Chuck Norris impersonator * chump * cigarette * cinderblock * claptrap * classified document * clavichord * clavicle * clever trick * cliff * clitoris * clock * cob * cockgoblin * cockroach * cod * codpeice * codswallop * comma * communist * computer * conspiracy * content * contraband * contradiction * cookie cutter * copyist * copypasta * corndog * couch potato * council of national reconstruction * cowbell * cow * crab cake * critter * crusher * crystal * cubicle * cucumber * cuddly toy * curry * custard * cutlass * cutting board * Daewoo * daffodil * daydream * dead flounder * death * death plane * deity of personal preference * Democrat * devaporiser * deviant * diamond * dictator * diesel engine * diet coke * diet mouthwash * diet pill * diode * disaster * discussion * dishrag * dishwasher * DJ * document * dog house * dog * dollhouse * dolly * dominatrix * domino * dongle * Doppelgänger * dot * drain cleaner * driptray * Dunmer * DVD * dyslexia * dystopia * earlobe * ectoplasm * eel * egg * electric toothbrush * electrified mocha chinchilla * electron * elephant * elf * encyclopedia * engraving * entropy * equestrian * escape pod * espresso * etch-a-sketch * etching * event * Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society * evil secret Canadian mind-control device * excrement * exhaust pipe * exit sign * extension cord * facepalm * faceplant * factoid * factory * fantasy * fat * fealty * feces * feng shui * fiasco * fib * fiddle * fire hydrant * fistula * flagella * flan * flap * flatulence * flightdeck * fluorescent light * foible * Ford Pinto * forest * fork * fountain * freedom fighter * fritter * frying pan * funeral * Furby * furnace * furry * galleon * Game Boy * gamelan * garbage bin * gasoline * gas tank * Gatsby * Geiger counter * gelato * General Tso's kitten * glass orb * glucose * glue * glycerin * Goblin Glider * goose egg * gork * governor * graffiti * Green Lantern ring * grue * guide * guillotine * guitar * gun * guru * gymnasium * gyroscope * hadron * hailstone * hairball * hallway * handstand * harpsichord * helm * heretic * hero * hideout * high-powered laser rifle * hitman * hobgoblin * holster * Holy Martian Empire * home theater system * homology * homotopy * Honda * horse * hose * hostel * hot dog * hotel * houseplant * hovel * hub cap * Hyakugojyuuichi!! * hybrid engine * Hyundai * ice skate * icicle * idiot * igloo * igneous protrusion * imitation fake vomit * impetus * infinity * insanity * iPod * jeans * jellybean * jelly * Juffo-Wup * juice * jungle * kakistocracy * kamikaze * katzenjammer * keyboard * killer whale * Kirby * kitten chow mein * kitten * kitten piccata * kitten pot pie< * knickknack * Kodak * Kremling * kumquat * l33t h4x0r * lasagna * lava * lawnmower * league * leaking roof * leash * lemming * lemon * lens * lentil soup * leukemia * library * liger * lighting * limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi * lint * linux * lipmusic * liquidation * liquid goo * lisp * lithium * llama * lobby * lobster * lockpick * lollipop * loser * love * lowbrow * LSD * lubricant * lucky bastard * luggage * lumber * lunch * mad axe-murderer * magma * mammary gland * mandate * marshmallow * Mazda * melanoma * memo * mesothelioma * Mexican wave * microcosm * microscope * microwave * MIDI controller * milk * milquetoast * minecart * minefield * Minolta * Mitsubishi * mitten * mongoose * monkey * monoclonal antibody * monorail * monster * mop * mountain * mouse * mouth * muffinface * muffin * muff * mug * muskrat * mycobacterium * neck * needle * neurotoxin * neverland * newspaper * nexus * ninja * Nintendo * nitrogen * nob * noseblower * nostalgia * nostril * noun * nuclear reactor * nuke * number * nystagmus * ocean * octohedron * octopus * oddball * okra * Oldsmobile * ooze * operating system * operating theater * option * orc * osmosis * osteoporosis * ostrich egg * ovary * oven * ox * oxygen * Pac-Man * padlock * paedophile * page * pantleg * paperclip * paper * pastry * paycheck * peach * peacock * peanut * pea soup * peat moss * pedophile * pencil * penis * pen * period * person * pervert * petroglyph * philanthropist * philosopher * pie * pile of flaming horse feces * pill * pillow * piñata * pine cone * PINGA * pizzle * plague * plasma cannon * plastic * plate * PlayStation * Pokémon * politician * polyethylene * Pontiac * poodle * pool table * pork chop * possibility * potato masher * potato * president-for-life * prostate * prostitute * pumpkin * Pyrex * queen * queer * question mark * quetzal * quickloader * quote * rabbit * raccoon * racket * raid * railing * rain meter * rake * ramen noodle * rape> * read-only memory * redwood * reindeer * REM * Republican * respiratory system * ribaldry * ricer * Rick James * rickroll * riddle * riffraff * rifle * ripple * riverbank * road * rocket * rock * rollerblade * rope * roundhouse kick * round house * rubber duck * rucksack * sacrifice * salad fork * sarcoma * sarcophagus * sceptre * scroll * sea bass * search engine * Sega * shank * shark * sheep * showdown * skull * snake * snowflake * Soliton radar * Sony * soundboard * space * Sparta * speaker * spermicide * spoon * spork * squibble * squid * stampede * stamp * stapler * station wagon * statue * steak dinner * steak knife * terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER * stick * stool sample * street sign * stripper * Subaru * suicidal lemming * suicide bomber * Suzuki * sweet and sour chicken * Swiss cheese * Taahgaarxian * tadpole * tank * Tanner Thompson * teabag * telephone * tempest * temple * ten-foot pole * tennis racket * terracotta * terrorist * Texas toast * thong * thumbtack * tire * tit * titty * toaster * toboggan * tofu * tomato * tong * tooth * toothpick * Toyota * tractor * treehouse * treetop * truffle * t-shirt * tube * Turing machine * turkey sandwich * tuxedo * tyrant * US Navy aircraft carrier * Utility Muffin Research Kitchen * VCR * vector field * verb * vertigo * virus * Volkswagen * Volvo * vomit * vortex * vulva * waffle * wall * waterfall * watermelon * Weltschmerz * whereabouts * whip * Wii * xanthochroi * Xbox * xenomorph * xylophone * yellow submarine * YouTube Poop * zebra * Zelda * zipper * zoot suit * Zork * zygote THE END (apparently)
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