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A Huff Den is a building where kitten huffers congregate to huff kittens. Huff dens are usually in the basements of apartment towers, as well as some nightclubs and grocery superstores. Huff dens are quite common in Eurasia, as kitten huffing originated in Central Asia. They are, however, increasing numbers of dens in North America. These dens occasionally serve monkey, puppy, and squid, as well as kitten. Monkey huffing is easier, and more affordable, than kitten huffing, monkeys being smaller and less vicious.

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  • A Huff Den is a building where kitten huffers congregate to huff kittens. Huff dens are usually in the basements of apartment towers, as well as some nightclubs and grocery superstores. Huff dens are quite common in Eurasia, as kitten huffing originated in Central Asia. They are, however, increasing numbers of dens in North America. These dens occasionally serve monkey, puppy, and squid, as well as kitten. Monkey huffing is easier, and more affordable, than kitten huffing, monkeys being smaller and less vicious.
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  • A Huff Den is a building where kitten huffers congregate to huff kittens. Huff dens are usually in the basements of apartment towers, as well as some nightclubs and grocery superstores. Huff dens are quite common in Eurasia, as kitten huffing originated in Central Asia. They are, however, increasing numbers of dens in North America. These dens occasionally serve monkey, puppy, and squid, as well as kitten. Monkey huffing is easier, and more affordable, than kitten huffing, monkeys being smaller and less vicious. Huff dens are often subject to Police raids, in which the Police try to steal all the huff den's animals and huff them as quickly and humanely as possible. The inhabitants of the den usually retaliate by using certain other types of feline for defending the den. This process possibly wounds some of the animals, thereby making them unfit for huffing, and in some cases, seriously injured. This method of defense has been condemned by PETA, who use armed guards to defend their own, depleted only, huff den.
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