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The yocto is the smallest possible iPod: any smaller iPod wouldn’t make sense physically. It is based on yoctotechnology, which is smaller than nanotechnology. Its width and length are physically impossible to measure simultaneously, and it is the first known digital audio player to weigh less than air. We cannot properly say the universe began until one iPod yocto had been manufactured. The iPod yocto was launched under the slogan "You have got to be kidding me... No seriously we have a lot of time on our hands" It was launched in two colors: burnt sienna and mustard.

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  • IPod yocto
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  • The yocto is the smallest possible iPod: any smaller iPod wouldn’t make sense physically. It is based on yoctotechnology, which is smaller than nanotechnology. Its width and length are physically impossible to measure simultaneously, and it is the first known digital audio player to weigh less than air. We cannot properly say the universe began until one iPod yocto had been manufactured. The iPod yocto was launched under the slogan "You have got to be kidding me... No seriously we have a lot of time on our hands" It was launched in two colors: burnt sienna and mustard.
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  • 2005-12-12(xsd:date)
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  • The yocto is the smallest possible iPod: any smaller iPod wouldn’t make sense physically. It is based on yoctotechnology, which is smaller than nanotechnology. Its width and length are physically impossible to measure simultaneously, and it is the first known digital audio player to weigh less than air. We cannot properly say the universe began until one iPod yocto had been manufactured. The iPod yocto was launched under the slogan "You have got to be kidding me... No seriously we have a lot of time on our hands" Not only this, but the player holds such a high amount of songs (0.5 song) that our whole lives couldn't be spent listening to them all. Apple are known for making machines with gobsmackingly useless capacity which is hardly dented by your entire music collection, so this is an innovation. It is the first iPod ever made that can fit inside of a bellybutton and still leave room for the yocto recharge kit, yocto amplified speakers, and yocto cell phone conversion kit. It was launched in two colors: burnt sienna and mustard.
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