About: Bowser Junior's Credit Card!/Transcript   Sponge Permalink

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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (cut to Bowser Junior once again wearing his glasses now with three more credit cards) * Bowser Junior: Ehhhehheh! I got three more credit cards! Ehhhehheh! (The Lone Dolphin arrives) * Lone Dolphin: Hey, it's midnight, time to pay up. * Bowser Junior: All right, not a problem. You wanna use my gold card, my blue card, or my green card? Ehhhehheh! * Lone Dolphin: Doesn't work like that, you can't pay your credit card debt with more credit cards. * Bowser Junior: Sure I can. I got a $50,000 limit on the gold one, a $25,000 dollar limit on the blue one, and a $15,000 limit on the green one, so, which one do you wanna use? * Lone

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  • ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (cut to Bowser Junior once again wearing his glasses now with three more credit cards) * Bowser Junior: Ehhhehheh! I got three more credit cards! Ehhhehheh! (The Lone Dolphin arrives) * Lone Dolphin: Hey, it's midnight, time to pay up. * Bowser Junior: All right, not a problem. You wanna use my gold card, my blue card, or my green card? Ehhhehheh! * Lone Dolphin: Doesn't work like that, you can't pay your credit card debt with more credit cards. * Bowser Junior: Sure I can. I got a $50,000 limit on the gold one, a $25,000 dollar limit on the blue one, and a $15,000 limit on the green one, so, which one do you wanna use? * Lone
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  • ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (cut to Bowser Junior once again wearing his glasses now with three more credit cards) * Bowser Junior: Ehhhehheh! I got three more credit cards! Ehhhehheh! (The Lone Dolphin arrives) * Lone Dolphin: Hey, it's midnight, time to pay up. * Bowser Junior: All right, not a problem. You wanna use my gold card, my blue card, or my green card? Ehhhehheh! * Lone Dolphin: Doesn't work like that, you can't pay your credit card debt with more credit cards. * Bowser Junior: Sure I can. I got a $50,000 limit on the gold one, a $25,000 dollar limit on the blue one, and a $15,000 limit on the green one, so, which one do you wanna use? * Lone Dolphin: Can't do. Okay, let me explain. Imagine you borrowed five dollars from me, right? * Bowser Junior: Yeah? * Lone Dolphin: And you went to pay me back that five dollars and then you asked for five more dollars to pay off that five dollars. See, that doesn't work. * Bowser Junior: (realizes) Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. * Lone Dolphin: Yeah. * Bowser Junior: I'd still owe you five dollars. * Lone Dolphin: I'm gonna have to start taking yours stuff (Lone Dolphin takes Bowser Junior's thing with wheels) * Bowser Junior: Well, wait, that's MY stuff! * Goodman: (pops in) Actually, it's my stuff. * Bowser Junior: What? Who-who are you? * Goodman: I'm Mr. Goodman, I'm the owner of the bank that approved you for the $10,000 credit card that you ran up and decided not to pay. So , uh,how did it feel? * Bowser Junior: How did what feel? * Goodman: (gets angry) When you fucked me! * Bowser Junior: W-what? * Goodman: You fucked me hard! And so now I have all of this shit on my hands, (points to the giant Thomas toy) I have a fucking Choo-Choo Train with a face on it! * Bowser Junior: But, but that's Thomas- * Goodman: That's fucking mine! * Bowser Junior: Well, how? (The Lone Dolphin takes away Thomas) * Goodman: (to the Lone Dolphin) So you can go ahead take that too! Take my two favorite lollipops, my favorite! (The Lone Dolphin does what Goodman says) Then my broken heart because it got fucked! * Bowser Junior: What are you talking about? * Goodman: You fucked me, because you didn't make a payment on your $10,000 credit card! You fucked me, you fucked me good and hard! I have a damn Space Shuttle, that you fucked me with! So you can take that too! (The Lone Dolphin takes that away) And then this right here, a fucking Gumball Machine, Inside a Gumball Machine?! * Bowser Junior: Yeah it's really cool, right? * Goodman: Merry Fucking Christmas to me, I didn't know fucking wanted on my Santa Claus list. And I have a fucking..I have a fucking pool full of pizza over there. * Bowser Junior: Yeah? * Goodman: I didn't know that I wanted that either! But you fucked me, (The Lone Dolphin steals Bowser Junior's sunglasses) you fucked me! * Bowser Junior: Hey, those are-those are mine! * Goodman: No the fuck they're not, no the fuck they're not they're my fucking glasses! (Bowser Junior groans in disappointment) So I want to fucking know, why do you fuck me, HUH!? Don't answer it! Why did he fuck me? (shakes the Magic 8-Ball) Answer not clear. (puts down the 8-ball) Because it's fucking not clear why you fucked me! My asshole so fucking big, I can fit that 8-ball in my ass! You fucked me, when you fucked me good and hard what do you have to say for yourself? * Bowser Junior: (at first, speechless, but then cries) Ehhhehheh! (a moment later, everything is gone, and Bowser Junior no longer is wearing the jacket and he continues to cry in defeat) I lost everything! * Goodman: Well no more credit cards for you. (cuts the last credit card) * Bowser Junior: NO!!! (cries some more)
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