Rastafari are known for their flowing dreadlocks, which in ancient past were only worn while they were presiding over criminal prosecution cases in a courtroom. Many of the European Rastafari judicial rulings cite precedent by Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie. In fact, their whole collection of law books is written by the late Emperor, a self proclaimed Rastafari (it was his name, for Jah's sake) who established the faith by doing nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary other than be the last remaining African monarch free of European control.
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| - thumb|300px|Rastafari Rastafari, kurz Rasta, ist eine religiöse Bewegung, die auf dem Christentum basiert und in den 1930er Jahren in Jamaika entstanden ist. Aber nur etwa 24 tsd von 3 mio Jamaikaner sind Rastafari, kein Schmarrn. Rastafari ist nur auf den ersten Blick cool und easy, denn Rastafari sind auch mit die homophobsten Spinner weltweit. Reggae und Rastafari können gemeinsam vorkommen oder auch nicht.
- Die Protestbewegung/Religion Rastafari entstand irgendwann im 20. Jahrhundert. Rastafari ist eine deutliche Abspaltung der Pastafari-Religion. Rastafarians (man sagt auch vereinfacht "Rastafaris") glauben hauptsächlich an Baumgeister und sehen das Fliegende Spaghettimonster als den Teufel an.
- Rastafari are known for their flowing dreadlocks, which in ancient past were only worn while they were presiding over criminal prosecution cases in a courtroom. Many of the European Rastafari judicial rulings cite precedent by Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie. In fact, their whole collection of law books is written by the late Emperor, a self proclaimed Rastafari (it was his name, for Jah's sake) who established the faith by doing nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary other than be the last remaining African monarch free of European control.
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| - thumb|300px|Rastafari Rastafari, kurz Rasta, ist eine religiöse Bewegung, die auf dem Christentum basiert und in den 1930er Jahren in Jamaika entstanden ist. Aber nur etwa 24 tsd von 3 mio Jamaikaner sind Rastafari, kein Schmarrn. Rastafari ist nur auf den ersten Blick cool und easy, denn Rastafari sind auch mit die homophobsten Spinner weltweit. Reggae und Rastafari können gemeinsam vorkommen oder auch nicht.
- Rastafari are known for their flowing dreadlocks, which in ancient past were only worn while they were presiding over criminal prosecution cases in a courtroom. Many of the European Rastafari judicial rulings cite precedent by Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie. In fact, their whole collection of law books is written by the late Emperor, a self proclaimed Rastafari (it was his name, for Jah's sake) who established the faith by doing nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary other than be the last remaining African monarch free of European control. Rastafari enjoy eating pescetarian foods in keeping with Jewish dietary law, which are all natural and very tasty, in hopes of staying in touch with nature. They seldom take showers, so nature stays in touch with them. Rastafari reject "-isms", which like alcohol are the work of Babylon. They reject, for example organisms, theism, pacifism and jism. They dedicate LP's to Jah, and reject the cutting of flesh; chemotherapy and venomous snakes as part of their worship of toe cancer. Many coverts to Rasta have converted after taking hits of listening to bongos before bed while listening to Bob Marley. Bob Marley's spirit then appears to them in their sleep. He says, in a ghostly undertone, "Just hit this shit mon." (shit meaning a joint or spliff of cannibis aka - a.k.a. reefer - or marijuana)." After hitting the "good shit" they then become one with the universe and convert to Rastafari. Unfortunately unlike Hawaii, there's no gays allowed in Jamaica, sorry David and Jonathan. Ratafari can be recognized by their dreadlocks (the comb, scissors and razor are the inventions of Babylon), their colored hats (colored red in the blood of martyrs, and the green and gold of Ethiopia's vegetable and mineral wealth) and destitute poverty. Statistics show that the average annual income of a Rastafari is $5.40 and they hold the title of having the lowest average income of any group in the United States. Babylon scientists speculate the reason why Rastafari are so lazy is because they smoke so much cannabis, though in fairness their ancestors did enough work for their descendants and got paid nothing.
- Die Protestbewegung/Religion Rastafari entstand irgendwann im 20. Jahrhundert. Rastafari ist eine deutliche Abspaltung der Pastafari-Religion. Rastafarians (man sagt auch vereinfacht "Rastafaris") glauben hauptsächlich an Baumgeister und sehen das Fliegende Spaghettimonster als den Teufel an.
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