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| - {|class="topbox topbox-episode" |style="padding:3px"|File:Steven gallery.png |This is a transcribed copy of "". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |} [Open Int. Beach House] Steven: This is it, folks. Rookie sensation Steven Universe readies his last spoon full of Colonel Kernel's Classic Creamed Corn. As the crowd waits with bated breath, one bite between him... and destiny. (Steven eats cream corn and puts the can in the counter.) Steven: And he's done it! *turns around* He's eaten four cans of creamed corn! (The Temple Gate opens and the Crystal Gems walk out of it.) Pearl: *raises hand* Good afternoon, Steven. Steven: Guys, check this out! Amethyst: Stoo-man in the house! Whatcha got? Whatcha got? Steven: I got four empty cans of Colonel Kernel's Classic Creamed Corn! Garnet: Cool. Steven: *shows the Gems the back of the can* Yeah, and on the back are five dollar coupons for mini-golf. I ate four cans, so we all can go together. Pearl: That's so thoughtful, Steven. Unfortunately though, uhh... *looks at Amethyst* Amethyst: *shrugs* We gotta go on a mission... Steven: What? Not again! *drops cans* But you guys promised we'd hang out! Garnet: *walks towards Warp Pad* A dangerous artifact has appeared in the Northern Hemisphere, we need to go retrieve it. Steven: But mini-golf is so much fun! There's castles, and windmills, and I like it, and- oh look, look what I brought! (Steven heads over the table and picks up a pair of golf pants.) Steven: I pulled out my dad's old clubs and also found a pair of his old golf pants. They're a little big on me, but you can wear them, Garnet! (Pearl and Amethyst chuckle as the camera zooms in on Garnet's face.) Amethyst: See ya, buddy! Pearl: We'll bring you something back! (Steven sighs heavily and falls back.) Steven: Well, you're not the only ones with a dangerous adventure to tackle. (Steven starts to play Mini Golf Quest and eat chips.) Steven: Awww yeah! You received the Mythril Putter! *imitates game sound* Steven: *reads the character lines* Don't worry Professor. We're gonna sink 'em all! *chuckles* Steven: Uh oh. (Windmill enemy appears.) Oh windmill. Why must we always fight? Man, it would've been just like this! (Steven keeps playing until the next day.) Steven: I can't lose! I am the greatest golfer in the Universssse! *makes explosion sounds* *laughing* Alright! Secret ending! Pearl: Hey, Steven! We're baaaack! Steven: Hey. Ace: Project F.L.O.G! That's golf backwards. (Cryogenic capsule starts opening.) Ace: What is this? Amethyst: *suddenly appears* HEY STEVEN. Wanna hear about where we've been? Steven: Un— Oh! Wait! Wait, hold on! Ace: June 9, 2014? But that was the date he disappeared! Steven: (Amethyst lands in front of Steven.) HEY! Garnet: Steven! Look at this. (Ace keeps talking in the background.) Amethyst: It's the Wailing Stone we found! Garnet: The Wailing Stone I found. Pearl: *gesturing towards the Wailing Stone* Isn't it neat? It uses high-frequency sound waves as a message relay... Steven: Guuuys! Pearl: ...Between two fixed points! Amethyst: Look, you just have to push this! *presses the top of the Wailing Stone* (The Wailing Stone activates, interrupting Pearl and making the TV break.) Pearl: *pushes the button again* Amethyst, I told you not to turn it on the house! Amethyst: Hahaha. Chill out P, it's not like anyone got hurt, and Steven LOVED IT! - Steven? Steven: THAT WAS THE SECRET ENDING! Now I have to replay the final dungeon all over again! It's not fair! I can't go mini-golfing, I can't play my game, I can't stop going into the bathroom because I ate all that Creamed Corn, so much Corn... *sigh* I just wish I had a place for myself. (Steven's gem starts glowing, and he lifts up his shirt to reveal it.) Steven: Huh? My gem! (Pearl and Amethyst start to move towards Steven while Garnet looks up from the level below. Rose's Symbol starts glowing in the Temple Gate.) Pearl: Rose's door. Steven, your gem is opening your mother's room...! (Rose's Door opens.) Steven: *walking to the room* Woah... ! (The Gems warn Steven, their voices mixing together.) Pearl: Steven, wait! Amethyst: Steven, wait! Garnet: Steven, don't go in there! Steven: It's never about what I wanna do, is it? Well now we have a place where I'm going and YOU CAN'T COME! *door closes* Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet: STEVEN! Steven: YES! *storms into room* [Trans. Int. Rose's Room] (The door puffs into pink clouds.) Steven: Woah. So this is my mom's room? She must've liked clouds a lot... But what kind of room doesn't even have a bed? (A bed appears, knocking Steven up.) Steven: Woooah, cool! Hm... This bed is pretty nice. But you know what would be really nice? Quadruple-bunk beds! (The bed turns into a quadruple bunk bed complex.) Steven: *gasps* With a slide! *slide appears* *slides down* WOOO-HOO! *flies into the air* A parachute! *parachute appears* Ehehehe. What next? Hmmmm... Ummmm... A Tiny Floating Whale? (The Tiny Floating Whale appears, and makes whale sounds.) Steven: *giggles* Wow! Here I can get anything I ask for! But you know what I really want? I wanna see the end of my game, without being interrupted! (Golf Quest Mini pops-in. Steven and the Whale high five.) Ace's Father: *pod opens* It's me, your father! After decades of cryostation, I'm finally free! Ace: Saving the day is just par for the course. Steven: Awesome! *yawn* Hmm. I'm kinda hungry now. (A donut appears.) Steven: *laughs* Alright! *donut puffs when Steven tries to eat it* Wha... ? Hey! I want a real donut! (Another donut appears.) Steven: *donut puffs again* What?! Can you believe this? (The Tiny Floating Whale makes whale sounds.) Steven: Now I have to go out for donuts! (The door appears and Steven "leaves" Rose's Room.) Steven: Don't get excited, guys. I'm only back for a second. (Steven looks around and notices that the Gems aren't there.) Well, good! I didn't want to see you anyway. (Steven goes to the Big Donut.) Steven: Hey! How's my favorite fine foods franchise? So I'm thinking... Double chocolate cinnamon twist with sprinkles on the side. You know I like to dip. (Sadie and Lars don't say anything, and keep looking and smiling.) Steven: Uhhh... Steven to Sadie and Lars! Is this like a joke or something? Sadie and Lars: Hello, Steven. What kinda donut would you like? Steven: Uhh, I just said- Sadie and Lars: It's very nice to see you, Steven! Steven: Well, it's very nice to see you, too! Sadie and Lars: Here are your donuts! Steven: Wait, you guys. I only ordered- Sadie and Lars: Okay, we love you, Steven! Bye bye, now! (Sadie and Lars go to the back of the store.) Steven: Wait! where are you guys going? I still haven't paid for these! You guys, hold on a... sec. (Sadie and Lars leave through the back door and Steven follows, but when he gets outside, only Onion is there.) (Steven looks around, confused.) Steven: Huh? Hey, Onion! Have you seen Lars and Sadie? They should have just been out here! Hey, if you see them, let me know. Okay? Here, have a donut. (Steven pokes Onion with the donut, but he doesn't move.) Steven: I'll leave it here for you. *puts the donut on Onion's head* See you later! (Steven keeps searching for Lars and Sadie, and passes by Beach Citywalk Fries without noticing Frybo inside.) Steven: All the lights are on. But no one is here... (Steven walks backwards and sees Frybo.) Peedee? (Frybo puts fry bits on the counter.) Steven: Oh, fry bits. Usually I'm all about the bits. But I'm feeling kinda spooked right now. (Frybo keeps putting fry bits plates in the same place.) Steven: AGHA! Uh, you know what? I think I'm gonna look around some more. See you later, Frybo! (Steven keeps walking around Beach City and looks around the Beach City Funland, then he stops in front of the arcade until the lights and games are turned on. It shocks Steven and he runs away.) Steven: AAH! *breathing heavily* (Steven stops by the beach, until he finds Connie on the beach.) Steven: Connie! I can't believe it's you. When did you get back in town? Huh? (The water keeps moving forward and backwards.) Steven: AAH! The water! Connie, what's happening? Where is everyone? Connie: *turns around* He was incredible! Steven: HUH? Connie: He was incredible! (Steven looks around, and find the other Beach City's residents "doing nothing".) Connie: He was incredible! Steven: Wha... What?! Connie: He was incredible! Steven: Get me out of here! (Connie keeps repeating "He was incredible!") Steven: What's wrong with your faces? Lion, you too?! Connie: *echo* He was incredible! Steven: *gasps scarcely* (Suddenly Steven appears to be waking in water.) Steven: Can someone please explain THIS?!? Huh! (Steven sinks in the water, and appears at It's A Wash.) Steven: AAH! Greg: Steven! Steven: Dad? Is that you? Greg: What? Of course! You doing alright? You look like you saw a ghost. Either that, or you stayed up all night playing a video game. Steven: Dad, I'm freaking out! I feel like I'm stuck inside of some crazy dream. Greg: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Why don't we share some of those donuts and you can tell me about this crazy night you're having? *starts to eat a donut* Steven: The Gems were trying to tell me something about Mom's Room. But I was so mad that I didn't listen. They're always leaving me behind, and... I guess I wanted to do it to them, too. Greg: That's not so bad. Everyone needs some alone time now and then. (Greg plays an air guitar.) Steven: *laughing* Yeah. It was really fun for a while. But now, the whole city; everyone and everything is acting really weird. Greg: Well the important thing is you told the truth. Steven: Yeah, I... guess I did. (Greg plays an air guitar again.) Steven': Uh, Dad? Your advice is making less sense than usual. Greg: Well the important thing is family and friendship, honesty values, and no one got arrested. (Greg plays an air guitar.) Steven: (Steven tries to eat the donut, but then it puffs clouds.) AAH! I'm still in the room! All of this—it's all a FAKE-A-ROO! (Greg plays an air guitar again then disappears, along with his van.) Steven: *gasps* AAAAH! This is all wrong! Huh? AAH! (The city starts to vanish.) (Steven starts to run up to the hill, and watches everyone and everything disappear.) Steven: (Steven is gasping, walking backwards slowly, and then falls in the void.) UUH! AAAAAAAAH! I don't want this! Tiny Floating Whale: *in Rose's voice* What do you want, Steven? Steven: I want to be back with the Gems! (Steven hugs the Whale, and she disappears.) [Trans. Int. Beach House] Steven: *falls on Garnet* Oof! *gasp* GARNET! *bites Garnet's arm* Garnet: Ow. Steven: *gasp* You're not clouds! Amethyst: Alright, Steven! (Amethyst bites Pearl's arm.) Pearl: AGHUUHH! Steven: Guys, it was awful! I was trapped in a messed up version of Beach City. Everyone was acting super weird and... Amethyst: Rose's room built the whole town?! Pearl: (Pearl hits Amethyst's face with her elbow.) IT CAN'T HANDLE A TASK LIKE THAT! Thank goodness you're okay! Steven: *sigh* I'm sorry I got mad, guys. I get it now. Things can't always go exactly how I want. Pearl: Oh Steven, we're sorry, too. Amethyst: Mm-hmm. Garnet: But guess what? We have time to hang out, now. Steven: *gasps* [Trans. Int. Mini Golf Course] (Garnet lightly taps a golf ball into a hole while Amethyst is watching.) Steven: I always get what I want! 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