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| - (Phineas, Ferb and Perry are sitting under the tree in the backyard listening to the radio.) Radio Announcer: It's another gorgeous summer day here in the Tri-State Area. Ladies, have you asked a date to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls-Choice Dance yet? It seems Danville's gone star-crazy waiting for the meteor shower tonight! Phineas: A meteor shower? How cool is that? Just think: somewhere out in space there's a bunch of asteroids headed right for Earth! Lawrence: Hey, boys? Boys? Oh there you are! Hey, look what I got for you online! Phineas: Oh, cool! You named a star after us! Lawrence: You're now the owners of a little piece of the universe! Phineas: Did you get one for Candace too? Lawrence: Well, I did. Yes, of course I did, although she doesn't really care about this stuff. Anyway, they're practically giving 'em away online! D'you know, it's even better than the Oklahoma land rush of 1889! Linda: Ah, those corny history references made me fall for him in the first place. Vivian and I are off to our mahjong tournament. Have fun today, boys. Lawrence: Okay, darling. Good luck. Phineas: Good luck! Lawrence: Well, what am I doing standing here when I can be out buying more stars? Phineas: Hey, Ferb. Now that we own a star, we should go check it out! And how cool is space travel? The g-forces, eating dinner out of a tube, going to the bathroom without going to the bathroom, not to mention the weightlessness. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. Candace: Uh, Jeremy, I was wondering, uh... if you'd like to go the Night of the Falling Stars Girls-Choice Dance with me. Jeremy: With you? You've got to be kidding me. (He begins laughing) (More and more people join in, until the entire world explodes) Candace: (Talking on the phone) And that, Stacy, is why I can't ask Jeremy to the dance. Stacy: You realize that's kind of a worse-case scenario, right? Candace: That could very well happen. What if he says no? What if he laughs in my face? Stacy: You can't let fear rule your life, Candace. Jeremy likes you. He's not gonna say no. Now, I'm gonna hang up, and when I do, I want you to call Jeremy. Don't man the phone, girl. Phone the man! Candace: Yeah, I am not gonna let fear rule my life. (Dials number) Stacy: (Muffled) Hello? Candace: Stacy? Yeah, I can't do it. (Song: "Let's Take a Rocket Ship to Space") ♪ Let's take a rocket ship to space ♪ ♪ I hear it's a real swinging place ♪ ♪ There isn't much air, or gravity there, ♪ ♪ The stars will make your heart ra-ace ♪ ♪ Let's take a rocket ship, let's take a rocket ship ♪ ♪ Let's Take a Rocket Ship to Space! ♪ ♪ Let's take a saucer to the stars ♪ ♪ Look out moon, move over Mars ♪ ♪ The martians all rock, to Basie and Bach ♪ ♪ So bring your maracas and jazz guitars ♪ ♪ Let's take a saucer to the stars ♪ ♪ Let's take a rocket ship, a crazy three-staged rocket ship, ♪ ♪ Let's take a rocket ship to space! ♪ Phineas: And this is Mission Control. Isabella: Kinda small. Phineas: Oh, it looks small on the outside. But Ferb really knows how to maximize space. Isabella: Hey Phineas, can I ask you something? Will you go to the dance- Katie: Excuse me Phineas, can I get you to sign some liability waivers? Phineas: Sure thing. (To Isabella) Hold that thought, Isabella. Isabella: Sure. No prob. (Dramatic music plays as Phineas, Ferb, and Perry walk out in their spacesuits) Isabella: Why are you guys walking so slow? Phineas: Dramatic effect. Isabella: You guys ready? Phineas: (From inside the rocket) The star coordinates are pre-programmed. Let's light this candle. Isabella: All systems go. Commence countdown. Gretchen: (In a deep voice) Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, (A bird crashes into rocket) two, one. (She clears throat, then peaks in her normal voice) Ignition. (Isabella presses the launch button, but the rocket engines sputter, and it fails to take off) Phineas: Looks like we need a Jump-start. Candace: Stacy, what if while I'm asking him, a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the— Wait a minute, what is going on out there? I'll call you back, Stacy. Phineas: Positive to positive, negative to ground, right? Candace: (Climbing into Phineas and Ferb's spaceship) Brothers. Does every sister have to deal with this? No. Do I have to deal with this? Of course. You'd think I'd have better things to do and other things to worry about. Every single day, it's one thing after another. But do Mom and Dad see it? No. Do they get in trouble? No. And another thing– (She enters the cockpit, to find Phineas and Ferb aren't there) (Perry chatters) Phineas: Got the remote? (Ferb pressed the button to start teh car, and the rocket lifts off, taking the car with it) Phineas: Oops. (Candace screams) Isabella: Uh, guys? I think you should see this. (Candace continues screaming) Phineas: Candace? How'd you get in there? Candace: (Yelling) I can't hear you! My cheeks are covering my ears! Phineas: We should probably help her. Good thing we built two rockets. Isabella: Wow, it's pretty. Phineas: It was for Candace to see her star. I don't know why she took ours. (A satellite cuts through the wires connecting Candace's ship and the car) Astronaut: (In a space shuttle, preparing to dock with the space station) Uh, ready to park this puppy? (The car lands where the astronauts were intending to dock)) Astronaut: Oh, it's bad enough this happens on earth. Now space?! Phineas: We're coming to get you, Candace! Hey, she's coming in! (Speaking to candace over video phone) Candace, don't worry. It's pre-programmed. As long as you don't start hitting buttons randomly, everything will be okay. Candace: I can't hear you! I'm too busy hitting buttons randomly! (Phineas and Ferb glance at each other, exasperatedly) Phineas: By the way, Candace, where's Perry? Candace: I don't know. He must've gotten off before we launched. Major Monogram: Agent P, afraid I have terrible news. It's Doofenshmirtz. He's built a space station, and due to budget cuts, we have no way of getting you into space. Now, I've contacted the president, and... Agent P, are you in space? Nice work. You are always one step ahead. Your mission is to find Doofenshmirtz and stop him, Agent P. ♪ Perry! ♪ Monogram: (Floating in space) Agent P? Agent P? Candace: Uh, guys, what are all these red flashing things heading toward my rocket? Phineas: Yeah, those are asteroids. Candace: Asteroids? (She screams) (Phineas flies their rocket through the asteroids) Phineas: Just like Beggar's Canyon back home. We're catching up to her! (Candace screams a few more times as two of her rockets are knocked off by steroids)) Phineas: Oop, she lost her engines. Let's go get her. (Perry gets sucked into a a spaceship designed as a robot torso) Doofenshmirtz: I can't believe it's Perry the Platypus. (He traps Perry in an ice cube tray) Hohohohoho Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here? I thought you guys were having budget cuts. Well, it just shows to go ya. Hey, let's walk and talk. So, you're probably wondering why my space station has two enormous arms. Well, what you should be wondering is why it has two giant hands! Ha ha ha ha! Doofenshmirtz: (Flashing back) See, during my teen years, I was very adept at hand shadows. It was great for entertaining at parties, and for meeting Fräuleins. But then one day, there was a new puppeteer in town. His name was Hans, and his hands were huge. We called him "Huge Hands Hans". His puppetry was garbage, but unfortunately, it was good enough for my Fräulein. I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers, and I never did a shadow puppet again. Doofenshmirtz: Until tonight! (He laughs) And when the sun rises in one hour; see, right over there; Then everyone in the Tri-State Area will see my enormous hand shadows on the moon! Phineas: There she is! Uh-oh, this isn't good. Candace, you're in a decaying orbit. Candace: What does that even mean? Phineas: You just need to get to the spacesuit on the hook behind you. Candace: Okay. Phineas: Now put it on. Candace: Okay, I'm putting it on. Phineas: Now walk over to the door. Candace: Okay, I'm at the door. Phineas: Now just open it and take a little spacewalk to our ship. Candace: What? Phineas: Candace, there's nothing to be scared of. Candace: Nothing to be scared of? There's the never-ending, icy-cold, soul-sucking darkness of space! Phineas: I hear negative! Candace: There is no way I'm going out there. Phineas: We're just a few yards away. You can't let fear rule your life. Candace: Of course I can. That's my thing. Phineas: Candace, just calm down and take Ferb's hand. Candace: Ferb's hand? (Ferb grabs her hand, and leaves Candace's ship, dragging Candace along, back to Phineas's ship) Thanks, guys. Phineas: Mission Control? Come in, Mission Control. Isabella: Phineas, did you find Candace? Phineas: Yes. We've got her, and we're on our way home. Isabella: Excellent. So, Phineas, speaking of home, there's that dance tonight, and– (An alarm begins beeping) Phineas: Hold that thought, Isabella. I think we're out of fuel. Candace: What? Find some fuel somewhere and let's go. Phineas: That's gonna be hard. We're kinda nowhere. Candace: You mean we're stuck here in the empty void of space? (The spaceship approaches a large light source) Candace: Phineas... what is that? Phineas: I have no idea. Astronaut: Uh, will the owner of a red station wagon please move your vehicle? You are in a shuttle loading and unloading zone only.
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