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Lest you think that this article is something less than authoritative, I will first explain a little about myself, so you will be able to have confidence in the rest of the article. My name is Jonny Appleseed. I am an honorary lawyer. How do you know that I am an honorary lawyer? Well, first of all, notice that I have a vocabulary that is larger than your's. I know big words, like disproportionate, inordinate and, authoritative. This should tip you off right from the start.

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  • Lest you think that this article is something less than authoritative, I will first explain a little about myself, so you will be able to have confidence in the rest of the article. My name is Jonny Appleseed. I am an honorary lawyer. How do you know that I am an honorary lawyer? Well, first of all, notice that I have a vocabulary that is larger than your's. I know big words, like disproportionate, inordinate and, authoritative. This should tip you off right from the start.
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  • Lest you think that this article is something less than authoritative, I will first explain a little about myself, so you will be able to have confidence in the rest of the article. My name is Jonny Appleseed. I am an honorary lawyer. How do you know that I am an honorary lawyer? Well, first of all, notice that I have a vocabulary that is larger than your's. I know big words, like disproportionate, inordinate and, authoritative. This should tip you off right from the start. How did I get to be an honorary lawyer? It is a fact known only to honorary lawyers that when you have watched enough lawyer shows on TV, that you automatically become an honorary lawyer. Now you are saying that, because I have told you this, that it is now known to people who are not honorary lawyers, like yourself. However, it is still known only to honorary lawyers, because you don't believe me, and you cannot possibly know anything that you don't actually believe. You can know of things that you don't believe, but you can't actually know them. Therefore, because you don't believe it, you still don't know that you can become an honorary lawyer by watching enough lawyer shows on TV. Thus proving my point that only honorary lawyers know this fact. Now, do you see why I am the honorary lawyer and you are not? NOTE: Don't try to emulate me by trying to become an honorary lawyer. You are no more likely to be able to do it than you are likely to win a gold medal at the Olympics. It takes work and devotion unlike anything you are capable of accomplishing, so don't even bother.
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