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| - G Man is a squawking idiot who doesn't even understand the most simplest of concepts. Ideas that are available to infants fly right over G Man's head like a Learjet as he primes himself for his trademark "Let me axe you a question...". If you watch G Man's hangouts you can actually see the moment where he stops listening, usually a second or so after the other person has started to talk. G Man is the sole member of "errrrrrr Preaching to the Choir Ministries" and, whilst being oblivious to the fact that preaching to the choir is considered to be a bad thing, to date has managed to convert precisely zero people to his witless brand of radical, evangelical Christianity. G Man is very particular with who knows his real name despite doxing himself on at least seven different occasions. He has Mentioned his name in comments sections, in his own videos and he has his name in his Paypal account. G Man's real name is so well known that there is no need to repeat it here. G Man's Hobbies involve marathon running, endangering the health of himself and others as he makes videos whilst riding his bike without a helmet, humiliating himself on the internet, and watching wrestling. G Man is the current Head master at "The G Man Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too." G Man has an almost morbid fascination and obsession with white women. Dragnauct pointed this fact out years ago but has recently become blatantly obvious to others of the GDC. G Man's penis has been rather depressed ever since he discovered that his archenemy Reds Rhetoric was in a relationship with his latest vanilla fantasy, Hana Zubby. G Man is the flagship member of the CCP and is probably the most well known. Even though he came later than TrueEmpiricism, he's made a name for himself by fulfilling every negative black racial stereotype that exists. G Man's noted for having almost no comprehensive understand of literally every topic he speaks on, something that most would consider an impossibility. Many speculate that this is due to some mental impairment as G Man has the propensity to behave like a petulant child quite often. Like TrueEmpiricism, G Man lacks the ability to think critically or introspect, instead choosing to blame his interlocutors for the decline of a conversation, neglecting the fact that his constant interruptions, blatant insults, and ill temper were the actual culprits. G Man's mental capabilities have been the subject of debate for as long as he's been on youtube/google+. It's clear to all parties that he views the world in a strict dichotomy, leaving little room for grey area. Only recently has he acknowledged exceptions to any given scenario, but only mentions them as footnotes.
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