The General of the "Against Us" side in the War on Christmas is the Anti-Claus. The Anti-Claus resides in the Anti-Arctic at the South Pole and his cheeks are not rosy, his eyes are not bright, and his belly does not jiggle like a bowlful of jelly. Instead, his cheeks are ashen, his eyes burn like the fires of hell, and his thin belly rattles with the bones of his victims. The Anti-Claus is the Islamo's version of The Malcolm.
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