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iPoop (also known as iCrap) is the brand of a line toilets released by Apple Computers in 2005. The iPoop was released in response to the growth of the MPee3 player market. iPoop features simple styling and an easy-to-poop user interface. The iPoop is also capable of serving as an external storage device when attached to a compatible human fecal port. The iPoop also comes with bundled software called iWipe that allows the user to download toilet paper. The iPoop itself is designed to be powered by fecal matter (in a process called diahreafication). It's also capable of being powered by things with the same consistency of crap (i.e. Obama and George Bush's policies, anything with the word Oprah on it, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Julia Roberts, etc). It is in the Nintendo 2011

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  • iPoop (also known as iCrap) is the brand of a line toilets released by Apple Computers in 2005. The iPoop was released in response to the growth of the MPee3 player market. iPoop features simple styling and an easy-to-poop user interface. The iPoop is also capable of serving as an external storage device when attached to a compatible human fecal port. The iPoop also comes with bundled software called iWipe that allows the user to download toilet paper. The iPoop itself is designed to be powered by fecal matter (in a process called diahreafication). It's also capable of being powered by things with the same consistency of crap (i.e. Obama and George Bush's policies, anything with the word Oprah on it, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Julia Roberts, etc). It is in the Nintendo 2011
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  • iPoop (also known as iCrap) is the brand of a line toilets released by Apple Computers in 2005. The iPoop was released in response to the growth of the MPee3 player market. iPoop features simple styling and an easy-to-poop user interface. The iPoop is also capable of serving as an external storage device when attached to a compatible human fecal port. The iPoop also comes with bundled software called iWipe that allows the user to download toilet paper. The iPoop itself is designed to be powered by fecal matter (in a process called diahreafication). It's also capable of being powered by things with the same consistency of crap (i.e. Obama and George Bush's policies, anything with the word Oprah on it, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Julia Roberts, etc). It is in the Nintendo 2011 iPoop comes in four versions: the iPoop, the iPoop Mini, iPoop Shuffle and the iPoop Nano. The iPoop Mini and Nano are geared toward people who poop out those dinky little deer turds. The iPoop Shuffle is meant for black people. Like all Apple products, it is taken at face value that the iPoop makes pooping easier. If you don't believe this, then please report to to the back room for reprogramming.
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