About: The Office Paperclip   Sponge Permalink

An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

"I am not typing a fucking letter!" you scream in vain, as the little paperclip innocently sits there waving at you and poking the screen with it's metal arm. Of course, it's your fault for pressing F1 in the first place - but then, you are drunk. On the other hand, it has just popped up and wasted seconds of valuable garbage-inputting time.

AttributesValues
rdfs:label
  • The Office Paperclip
rdfs:comment
  • "I am not typing a fucking letter!" you scream in vain, as the little paperclip innocently sits there waving at you and poking the screen with it's metal arm. Of course, it's your fault for pressing F1 in the first place - but then, you are drunk. On the other hand, it has just popped up and wasted seconds of valuable garbage-inputting time.
dcterms:subject
dbkwik:uncyclopedi...iPageUsesTemplate
abstract
  • "I am not typing a fucking letter!" you scream in vain, as the little paperclip innocently sits there waving at you and poking the screen with it's metal arm. Of course, it's your fault for pressing F1 in the first place - but then, you are drunk. On the other hand, it has just popped up and wasted seconds of valuable garbage-inputting time. Yes, we've all been there. The little "it" (a gender has never been confirmed by Microsoft) has distracted many a worker from last minute reports whilst drunk. Or any Word document, for that matter. Since it's invention in 1994 (or something) the paperclip, also known as "Clippit", "Mr Clip" or "Piss Off, I'm Not Sending A Bloody Fax", has had it's window closed more often than any other Windows application. Including error boxes. And on a PC that's saying a lot.
Alternative Linked Data Views: ODE     Raw Data in: CXML | CSV | RDF ( N-Triples N3/Turtle JSON XML ) | OData ( Atom JSON ) | Microdata ( JSON HTML) | JSON-LD    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3217, on Linux (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu), Standard Edition
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2012 OpenLink Software