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| - The Game of Goof
By clicking the tee, you'll start your own game of Goofball!
It's simple to play.
There are nine holes in the course. Each time you hit your goofball near a lawn ornament marker , your PDA will update with the position of the next marker so you can start whacking your way towards it.
The goal is to get as low a score as you can in 9 holes.
- Is tha' not wot I jest said? Are ye deef then? Faugh. If ye kinnae listen, then y'should jest read the pamphlet. Here. Take this n'read it. When yer done, then just touch th'tee to make yer goofball n'start th'game.
- Faugh! I'm nae generous! Y'take that foul insult 'n stick it wher it's dark n'moist. Ye'll hae EARNED that mower...or y'won't get it!
- Thanks, MacTaggert. I'd like to hear more!
- Of course y'would! This game is th'finest ever made. Y'whack the ball toward each o'nine markers, each one in turn. Y'kin play fer strokes or fer speed, whichever y'prefer.
- Hitting the Goofball
Just click the goofball and your Rage meter turns into a Power meter. Click and hold the mouse on the ball to charge the Power meter up, building up force to drive the goofball away from you.
The more Power you use, the farther you'll knock the goofball.
You can finesse the ball by standing closer or farther from the ball when you hit it. The farther you are from the ball, the more power you give the shot, so if you only want to tap the ball a small distance, try standing closer to the ball.
- Thee Last Tips...
First thing: The goofball treats everything as if it's made out of rubber. If you hit something with your ball, it'll bounce off in a crazy direction.
Second thing: Use your map! The marker position *and* your goofball position are shown there and it makes your game much easier if you keep the map in view.
Last thing: Watch out for the Animated. They've got no respect for a good game of Goof!
Now click on the tee to start the game, and remember that you get rewards every time you complete all nine holes!
- Struth! Tis a bonny mornin', is innae? Mah name is MacTaggert and ahm here t'tell ye all y'need to know about the glorious game o'Goof!
- An' if ye make or beat Par for the course TEN times...nae nine...nae eight...but TEN, then I'll make ye an honorary greenskeeper and give y'yer own lawn mower!
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