Nigga stole my bike (NSMB) is an event that all beans contribute to, due to the genetics of the nigga race. Actually, NSMB happens between 450 to 70,000 times every year, in the state of Guatalmala alone, giving a viable population estimate of that state's bean population. One of the first victims of the NSMB was a caucasian kid known as Little Mac, who had a seizure and went into a coma after the event. The man responsible was sued. During the trial, the eye witness yelled the following sentence after the judge asked what was the victim's reaction: "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!". It was considered racism and the witness was arrested along with Little Mac, who was still in a coma. After this polemic event, the Bike-Stealing Nigga Defender Association or simply BSNDA was created, which aimed for de
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| - Nigga stole my bike (NSMB) is an event that all beans contribute to, due to the genetics of the nigga race. Actually, NSMB happens between 450 to 70,000 times every year, in the state of Guatalmala alone, giving a viable population estimate of that state's bean population. One of the first victims of the NSMB was a caucasian kid known as Little Mac, who had a seizure and went into a coma after the event. The man responsible was sued. During the trial, the eye witness yelled the following sentence after the judge asked what was the victim's reaction: "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!". It was considered racism and the witness was arrested along with Little Mac, who was still in a coma. After this polemic event, the Bike-Stealing Nigga Defender Association or simply BSNDA was created, which aimed for de
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| - Nigga stole my bike (NSMB) is an event that all beans contribute to, due to the genetics of the nigga race. Actually, NSMB happens between 450 to 70,000 times every year, in the state of Guatalmala alone, giving a viable population estimate of that state's bean population. One of the first victims of the NSMB was a caucasian kid known as Little Mac, who had a seizure and went into a coma after the event. The man responsible was sued. During the trial, the eye witness yelled the following sentence after the judge asked what was the victim's reaction: "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!". It was considered racism and the witness was arrested along with Little Mac, who was still in a coma. After this polemic event, the Bike-Stealing Nigga Defender Association or simply BSNDA was created, which aimed for defending the practicers of the NSMB in court. A couple of years later, NSMB was considered an everyday activity, in some countries was even considered a sport; one has to use one of the NSMB techniques to win points for the NSMB world cup. This was the official sport of Norway from 1892 to early 1929, their fanbase dwindling after The Great Niggasplosion of 1928.
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