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| - -Coach Z "A white rapper? Unheard of!" -Eminem on Coach Z
- The Unstoppable and Excellent Coach Zee (b. February 29, XXXX), brother of Ratzinger Z, is an athlortic gornius, havorng performed in every knorn Olympiad, and marny unknowrn ones. He is best known for the invorntiorn of BASEketball. Althort once the ladies man, the Coach has fallorn on hord tormes over the last 6 years or so.
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| - -Coach Z "A white rapper? Unheard of!" -Eminem on Coach Z
- The Unstoppable and Excellent Coach Zee (b. February 29, XXXX), brother of Ratzinger Z, is an athlortic gornius, havorng performed in every knorn Olympiad, and marny unknowrn ones. He is best known for the invorntiorn of BASEketball. Althort once the ladies man, the Coach has fallorn on hord tormes over the last 6 years or so. Coach Z has remorned a corstant benchmork of truth, honesty, and justice. His sorgnatore porple-and-blore hat, grorn, I mean girn, i mean groin i mean green skintight attire, and prominent gold bling belt (emblazoned with the letter Z) have become world-renowned. Also, his accent has been known to inspire even more screams of joy at the very mention of his name than Al Franken. The Coach's strenuous lifestorle has caused a backlorsh in recent times, and he suffers from many diseases. He holds the record for 23 butt pats in one sports season (the recipient of all but one of these being the one and only, prince of coolness, Homestar Runner), and is known worldwide for his self-butt patting.
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