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Pawnography was invented in the 13th Century by a certain Prince Altstock of Denmark as a means to woo his lifelong love Mary Violetta. He would lay down a chess board and show her all his “moves” (The King’s Gambit was by far his most notable achievement). What soon followed was a craze that dwarfed the advent of witch trials and soon, masses of repressed blue-bloods from across Europe bought chess boards and the pawnography fad was begun.

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rdfs:comment	Pawnography was invented in the 13th Century by a certain Prince Altstock of Denmark as a means to woo his lifelong love Mary Violetta. He would lay down a chess board and show her all his “moves” (The King’s Gambit was by far his most notable achievement). What soon followed was a craze that dwarfed the advent of witch trials and soon, masses of repressed blue-bloods from across Europe bought chess boards and the pawnography fad was begun.
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abstract	Pawnography was invented in the 13th Century by a certain Prince Altstock of Denmark as a means to woo his lifelong love Mary Violetta. He would lay down a chess board and show her all his “moves” (The King’s Gambit was by far his most notable achievement). What soon followed was a craze that dwarfed the advent of witch trials and soon, masses of repressed blue-bloods from across Europe bought chess boards and the pawnography fad was begun. Threesomes, queen-on-queen and rookie pawnography were not uncommon on the pawnography scene, but for the truly outlandish (And the English of course!) was the bestiality of knight on knight. Neigh indeed! The pawnography market grew more and more over the decades. Like an addictive drug, it reached its chequered hands from the north to the south and from the west to the Far East (although Asian pieces were quite small and harder to see). This golden age of pawnography was known as “The Golden Age of Pawnography”. Indeed, pawns would come with strap-on dildos and bondage sets and boards were made with the vibrate setting by crafty artisans. Overall, it was safe to say the business was booming.

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