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Joyce Drake (born 1947) is a 48 time Grammy Award winning, sexually religious pop icon, and a 20 time Academy Award winning actress, as well as a former award-winning pornstar. She has passed Madonna as the queen of pop, and has raped Michael Jackson, which landed her a sentence to life in prison with no chance of parole. However, after raping seventeen officers, she was released from prison. That was when she started making music about sex and rape, as her album sales have totaled in over 200 million in just the United States alone. At her peak in the mid 80s, she become the first artist to score 10 songs in the Pop 50, and she broke this record in 2009 by having fifty singles in the entire pop 50 chart. Since 1987 she has been the official Queen of Australia, and has banned Kylie Minogue

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  • Joyce Drake (born 1947) is a 48 time Grammy Award winning, sexually religious pop icon, and a 20 time Academy Award winning actress, as well as a former award-winning pornstar. She has passed Madonna as the queen of pop, and has raped Michael Jackson, which landed her a sentence to life in prison with no chance of parole. However, after raping seventeen officers, she was released from prison. That was when she started making music about sex and rape, as her album sales have totaled in over 200 million in just the United States alone. At her peak in the mid 80s, she become the first artist to score 10 songs in the Pop 50, and she broke this record in 2009 by having fifty singles in the entire pop 50 chart. Since 1987 she has been the official Queen of Australia, and has banned Kylie Minogue
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  • Joyce Drake (born 1947) is a 48 time Grammy Award winning, sexually religious pop icon, and a 20 time Academy Award winning actress, as well as a former award-winning pornstar. She has passed Madonna as the queen of pop, and has raped Michael Jackson, which landed her a sentence to life in prison with no chance of parole. However, after raping seventeen officers, she was released from prison. That was when she started making music about sex and rape, as her album sales have totaled in over 200 million in just the United States alone. At her peak in the mid 80s, she become the first artist to score 10 songs in the Pop 50, and she broke this record in 2009 by having fifty singles in the entire pop 50 chart. Since 1987 she has been the official Queen of Australia, and has banned Kylie Minogue and Madonna from ever selling records in that country. She was also believed to have been the spawn of Hitler, but she later revoked these claims to return to popularity in the mids 90s. She has enjoyed impressive and steady cult appeal on the Pulse music forum, as well as her own fan club with more than 70 million members. Some might say she is "bigger than Jesus Christ", but Joyce would surely not approve of this comparison, mainly for her own protection. The singer has struggled throughout her career to remain relevant, and undergoes constant reinventions (not unlike Madonna or Kylie Minogue), and even had a temporary sex change in 2002. She has struggled with public sexual problems her entire career, and became involved with drugs and alcohol late in her career, which led to an Oprah appearance, and a major comeback that led to her selling more than 50 million albums in one week. In July of 2009, Joyce Drake was elected to be the new queen of Hawaii. In 2010 she faced a massive commercial backlash due to an Illuminati scandal with Christina Aguilera. In 2011 she returned to fame with, "Born This Day", and broke internet download records. At the mid year her career again declined, as she converted to Buddhism.
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