A bunch of zombies came to my house one night and tried to steal my Aztec Gold. I called the cops, but it was 1am and they were all stoned so I had to fight the undead myself. It was long and epic with lots of loud noise. The zombies moaned so much the neighbors thought there was an orgy going on in the house! You'd think fighting zombies would be a piece of cake since they're all decaying and shit, and I even had a buttload of guns and knives and fire at my disposal! But I tell ya those damn things just wouldn't go down easy! But the next morning I came down with a debilitating skin disease.
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