The war between Canadia and Minnesota started on a Tuesday, over 3 billion years ago, and may never end. It was started when the prehistoric Minnesotans trained a glacier to steal the top soil from the Canadian shield and give it to Minnesota. This angered the Canadians and spurred the first Battle of the Canadia vs. Minnesota war. The first battle of the war was uneventful. A Canadian riding on a Canadiasaurus picked up a bag of top soil and tried to walk off with it. He was fortunately stopped my a Minneanderthal.
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