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Red Jihad is way more than just a simple terrorist organization, it also controls the Knights of the Round Table and lyrics of the missunderstanded (she's way too popular) pop star Madonna. It took only one night for the idea of world's greatest terrorist organization to evolve. Founder who is better known by the name of SiMe didn't follow the mainstream. Usually twisted perverts see enjoyable dreams wetting their pants but SiMe saw a dream with wetted pants. Team without rules, tactics, purpose, underwear or lack of semtex was about to born.

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abstract	Red Jihad is way more than just a simple terrorist organization, it also controls the Knights of the Round Table and lyrics of the missunderstanded (she's way too popular) pop star Madonna. It took only one night for the idea of world's greatest terrorist organization to evolve. Founder who is better known by the name of SiMe didn't follow the mainstream. Usually twisted perverts see enjoyable dreams wetting their pants but SiMe saw a dream with wetted pants. Team without rules, tactics, purpose, underwear or lack of semtex was about to born. To be the most feared terrorist team in the universe you have to have at least one expert from every category of the arts of war (to believe what Napoleon said while losing the fight of Waterloo). So SiMe started to gather the greatest nerds he could find placing his insatiable will of mastering the secret receipt of ELF BREAD before his life. Hobbit hunt started. It's very easy to beat a tiny hobbit for even the most spindling nerd. If you manage to surprise it. From behind. So after bloody fight (fought trough the webcams) Juro took his place as the Red Jihad's secretary being already responsible of everything that could/will go wrong. "Group is nothing without a tactical advisor" is one of the main rules when creating a capable gun team. So SiMe and Juro had to disagree with that main rule and start to look for something that can handle bullet holes. And lame jokes about scoring. Why to go fish further than the closest sea? Infact why to go even further than the closest lake ? Feared fish called Lahna proved how unskilled he was with the firearms missing every single shot he fired in a barn trying to hit the walls. After Lahna made clear that he responded the current skill level of the Red Jihad he was more than welcome to join. Bond to the others was sealed by the joke he launched: "What is worse than a chauvinist? A woman that doesn’t do as told" My god Lahna was in.

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