Flava was born in the year of our lord 2 A.D. in the litte known town of Flav, Australia. He was born to an aboriginal father and a British criminal/prisoner mother. His mother was hanged a year after his death and little is known about her except that she was arrested for being friendly to a French person (which is punishable by death in Britain) Although little is known about this great man's early life, it is known that he was immedietly given credit for the invention of fire. As a child, Flava was continuously learning, with dreams of becoming a great fireman one day. During his studies he became a great Buddhist follower and was believed to be Budda reincarnated (yes later this was proven true as opposed to that idiot who stayed in the woods for a few days). After his 10th birthday, a
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| - Flava was born in the year of our lord 2 A.D. in the litte known town of Flav, Australia. He was born to an aboriginal father and a British criminal/prisoner mother. His mother was hanged a year after his death and little is known about her except that she was arrested for being friendly to a French person (which is punishable by death in Britain) Although little is known about this great man's early life, it is known that he was immedietly given credit for the invention of fire. As a child, Flava was continuously learning, with dreams of becoming a great fireman one day. During his studies he became a great Buddhist follower and was believed to be Budda reincarnated (yes later this was proven true as opposed to that idiot who stayed in the woods for a few days). After his 10th birthday, a
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| - Flava was born in the year of our lord 2 A.D. in the litte known town of Flav, Australia. He was born to an aboriginal father and a British criminal/prisoner mother. His mother was hanged a year after his death and little is known about her except that she was arrested for being friendly to a French person (which is punishable by death in Britain) Although little is known about this great man's early life, it is known that he was immedietly given credit for the invention of fire. As a child, Flava was continuously learning, with dreams of becoming a great fireman one day. During his studies he became a great Buddhist follower and was believed to be Budda reincarnated (yes later this was proven true as opposed to that idiot who stayed in the woods for a few days). After his 10th birthday, as family tradition goes, Flava traveled to the great University of Slovakie, where he earned a BAMFD( Bad Ass Mutha Fucka Doctorate). During his college years Flava was known as a dedicated student as well as the football team (whole football team), where he led the University to 4 national titles (in the United States (take that George Mason).
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