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So, Mr Bond, you have finally discovered my secret hideout. Congratulations. What took you so long? No, don't tell me. It's because I have learned the lessons of my glorious but flawed predecessors; Blofeld, Scaramanga and so many others. I won't be repeating the basic errors that allowed you to defeat them so easily year after year. Seize him!

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rdfs:label	Bond Villain
rdfs:comment	So, Mr Bond, you have finally discovered my secret hideout. Congratulations. What took you so long? No, don't tell me. It's because I have learned the lessons of my glorious but flawed predecessors; Blofeld, Scaramanga and so many others. I won't be repeating the basic errors that allowed you to defeat them so easily year after year. Seize him!
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abstract	So, Mr Bond, you have finally discovered my secret hideout. Congratulations. What took you so long? No, don't tell me. It's because I have learned the lessons of my glorious but flawed predecessors; Blofeld, Scaramanga and so many others. I won't be repeating the basic errors that allowed you to defeat them so easily year after year. When I became leader of SPECTRE, I made certain that unexpected helicopter traffic to and from dormant volcanoes would not lead you to my inner sanctum. I knew I could not escape your attentions in yet another so-called secret ocean floor base visible to the merest sonar ping. And in these days of budgetary restraint, moon-bases are just extravagence. Perhaps you were surprised to learn that it was I, Barack Obama, who was the new global supervillain. That is what I had hoped. Where can an evil genius hide away his legions of minions beyond the prying eyes of British Intelligence these days? Where better to hide a leaf than in a tree? I have been hiding in public office for years and, if you have found me now, it is only because you took that cursed White House guided tour that includes the Oval Office. No matter, I have been expecting you. Firstly, Mr Bond, abandon thoughts of escape - following my investiture I had the air ducts specially replaced with ones too small to crawl along. And I've had forensic archaeologists prove beyond doubt that there are no long-forgotten, secret passages under the lawn to the Lincoln Memorial. JFK used to smuggle Marilyn inside in a laundry hamper, I'm told. Oh, and don't expect to sneak out disguised as one of my henchmen - “FBI” agents do not wear the opaque-visored helmets so beloved of my predecessors, however cool they look. And there are no romantically-inclined females in the building to come to your aid; I keep Hillary out of the country as much as possible, if she is indeed female. As for Michelle, she will not help you. She only comes into heat once every five years or so. I think she may be Vulcan. It's a drag, obviously. But at least it keeps her in at nights. And don't even think about talking to Malia and Sasha unless you want to sign the sex offenders register. Seize him!

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