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Ninja insurance is a form of insurance that has existed since the establishment of the National Ninja Association (approximately 7,999,999,999,999 B.C). Ninja insurance is insurance against injury for ninja. It is obvious that it is impossible for ninja to become injured during battle; due to all those who ninja battle being complete n00bs - and for this purpose ninja insurance does not cover injuries sustained during battle. Ninja insurance costs approximately ¥2340 per year, which is about US $25.00.

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  • Ninja insurance is a form of insurance that has existed since the establishment of the National Ninja Association (approximately 7,999,999,999,999 B.C). Ninja insurance is insurance against injury for ninja. It is obvious that it is impossible for ninja to become injured during battle; due to all those who ninja battle being complete n00bs - and for this purpose ninja insurance does not cover injuries sustained during battle. Ninja insurance costs approximately ¥2340 per year, which is about US $25.00.
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  • Ninja insurance is a form of insurance that has existed since the establishment of the National Ninja Association (approximately 7,999,999,999,999 B.C). Ninja insurance is insurance against injury for ninja. It is obvious that it is impossible for ninja to become injured during battle; due to all those who ninja battle being complete n00bs - and for this purpose ninja insurance does not cover injuries sustained during battle. Instead, ninja insurance covers injury sustained during training, by oneself or with other ninja, and injury sustained during competitions, between one ninja and another ninja / a group of ninja against another group of ninja - as the only conceivable weapon powerful enough to harm a ninja is another ninja (excluding that one incident that happened in the former state of Vigoor involving five ninja deaths and the injury of one smoking hot ninja babe - this is considered a mystery and has not been solved even to this day). Ninja insurance costs approximately ¥2340 per year, which is about US $25.00.
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