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The premise is, that you take a goat aged between 18 and 94.333 months (after this age they tend to be sticky)and you smear it in lard (or your animal based grease of choice - other such greases are available and the author does not support or condone any one type or brand). The Lard (or animal grease of choice) tends to result in a highly lubricated goat that is prone to sliding off objects, surfaces and fixtures. The next step is to locate a convenient hill, mountain, steeply-inclining rise, slope or other raised land mass {cliffs are unsuitable due to their abrupt nature}.

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  • GoatSurfing
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  • The premise is, that you take a goat aged between 18 and 94.333 months (after this age they tend to be sticky)and you smear it in lard (or your animal based grease of choice - other such greases are available and the author does not support or condone any one type or brand). The Lard (or animal grease of choice) tends to result in a highly lubricated goat that is prone to sliding off objects, surfaces and fixtures. The next step is to locate a convenient hill, mountain, steeply-inclining rise, slope or other raised land mass {cliffs are unsuitable due to their abrupt nature}.
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  • The premise is, that you take a goat aged between 18 and 94.333 months (after this age they tend to be sticky)and you smear it in lard (or your animal based grease of choice - other such greases are available and the author does not support or condone any one type or brand). The Lard (or animal grease of choice) tends to result in a highly lubricated goat that is prone to sliding off objects, surfaces and fixtures. The next step is to locate a convenient hill, mountain, steeply-inclining rise, slope or other raised land mass {cliffs are unsuitable due to their abrupt nature}.
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