The Syrian-Egytian Ghoul Rush of 1973 is often incorrectly called the Yom Kippur War even though it was not a war, but rather a rush, and it did not take place on the Hebrew holiday of Yom Kippur, but on the Soviet holiday of All Zombies' Day during which Russian children go stealing vodka from neighbors' horses and the children who are caught are turned into zombies and undead as punishment and then used by the Soviet Union in their military. This rush saw the first time Israel had to call upon its civilians to fight at the front lines fight (called the "Call to Arms" power) and showed the weak rushing skills of Arab countries. Those n00bs shoulda teched. The war was also indeirectly responsible for the death-defying powers of Ariel Sharon as he was slightly infected by a mild form of zom
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