abstract
| - Death camps©, despite their gloomy name, were a series of fun and entertaining holiday, winter, and summer camps in the Third Reich (Nazi Germany). They were part of a project to create a virtual paradise for the Jews as well as other non-Aryan races called the Holocaust™, also known as "Die Endlösung der Judenfrage" meaning "the End of the Singing Jew" (as the singing Jew would die of happiness). The collection of these camps was supervised by none other than Schutzstaffel-head Heinrich Himmler. Most of the death camps operated from 1941 to early 1945, serving joy and happiness to hundreds, thousands or even hundred-thousands of Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals, communists, loonies, Jehovah's Witnesses, Freemasons, and idiots simultaneously (though it was most common for loonies and idiots to be euthanized, or made younger, by their doctors). Usually, this happiness distribution took place in large buildings filled with the super-fun carbon monoxide gas, though the more expensive but much more fun Zyklon-B gas was sometimes used. The camps outrageous parties were notoriously known throughout the Reich, and it is believed to be the origin of the term Nazi Party. "Death camp" is, of course, a rather gloomy term for such cool and exciting places. From now on, to keep the mood from going rotten, the camps shall be referred to as Happy-Happy Joy-Joy camps as that is, in essence, what the camps brought.
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