My company, QXE Insurance, offers an additional policy that's sure to be of interest to you. Perhaps you be worryin' about your future, or your family's future. Oh I know you are. We be living in a very dangerous time. Terrorism, economic depression, alien abductions, all sorts of bad things be going down. But don't worry. There's something that you can do about it. A way you can fight back. You can take out insurance. Specifically - alien abduction insurance.
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| - My company, QXE Insurance, offers an additional policy that's sure to be of interest to you. Perhaps you be worryin' about your future, or your family's future. Oh I know you are. We be living in a very dangerous time. Terrorism, economic depression, alien abductions, all sorts of bad things be going down. But don't worry. There's something that you can do about it. A way you can fight back. You can take out insurance. Specifically - alien abduction insurance.
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| - My company, QXE Insurance, offers an additional policy that's sure to be of interest to you. Perhaps you be worryin' about your future, or your family's future. Oh I know you are. We be living in a very dangerous time. Terrorism, economic depression, alien abductions, all sorts of bad things be going down. But don't worry. There's something that you can do about it. A way you can fight back. You can take out insurance. Specifically - alien abduction insurance. At the moment you're running around like a headless chook trying to juggle your debts and your children. Who knows where the next deadly terrorist attack could strike. But the scariest of all is the possibility of alien abduction. Now some big city folk will try and tell you that 'there are no such things as aliens'. They'll spout out fancy soundin' words like 'urban legend' and 'malapropriation'. I ain't like them. No siree. You know ol' Gillie. I've never done you wrong before. Remember that pink polka dot infection insurance I sold you before. Has that ever let you down? No. Nor has the airplane insurance on your bicycle. I can tell you for certain sir, aliens exist. They are coming for us. For you. For your children. Who knows what fiendish deeds they may inflict upon yourself and those you hold dear. Can you really afford to be unprepared for such an eventuality?
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