Jimmy Valentine (3/04/1968) The 7 khoon maaf ard son of a jackal and Oscar Wilde is a guitarist/singer from Chicago, noted for his work with Sky Saxon. His primary genres are psychedelic rock and acoustic. Jimmy developed his unique guitar style when he was locked in a shed for countless hours by his uncle Phil and his father.Jimmy sold his soul to the devil for a bag of weed when he was 18 years old. He won it back in a smoke off with Satan a few years later. The two have been the best of friends ever since. Jimmy Valentine says " We can't give Peace a chance unless we take a chance on peace." Jimmy is a well known dope fiend and in his own words "I would rather be a hopeless dope fiend than a dopeless hope fiend." Jimmy likes to waste his time trying to make the world a better place. He
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| - Jimmy Valentine (3/04/1968) The 7 khoon maaf ard son of a jackal and Oscar Wilde is a guitarist/singer from Chicago, noted for his work with Sky Saxon. His primary genres are psychedelic rock and acoustic. Jimmy developed his unique guitar style when he was locked in a shed for countless hours by his uncle Phil and his father.Jimmy sold his soul to the devil for a bag of weed when he was 18 years old. He won it back in a smoke off with Satan a few years later. The two have been the best of friends ever since. Jimmy Valentine says " We can't give Peace a chance unless we take a chance on peace." Jimmy is a well known dope fiend and in his own words "I would rather be a hopeless dope fiend than a dopeless hope fiend." Jimmy likes to waste his time trying to make the world a better place. He
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| - Jimmy Valentine (3/04/1968) The 7 khoon maaf ard son of a jackal and Oscar Wilde is a guitarist/singer from Chicago, noted for his work with Sky Saxon. His primary genres are psychedelic rock and acoustic. Jimmy developed his unique guitar style when he was locked in a shed for countless hours by his uncle Phil and his father.Jimmy sold his soul to the devil for a bag of weed when he was 18 years old. He won it back in a smoke off with Satan a few years later. The two have been the best of friends ever since. Jimmy Valentine says " We can't give Peace a chance unless we take a chance on peace." Jimmy is a well known dope fiend and in his own words "I would rather be a hopeless dope fiend than a dopeless hope fiend." Jimmy likes to waste his time trying to make the world a better place. He does silly things like being kind and charitable. When not squandering his vast fortune on various philanthropic ventures, He likes to feast on goat meat with his lover. Jimmy is a Hare Krishna. His spiritual name is Yogasvar. Jimmy will love you and be your friend but he will kick your ass if you get out of hand, and has been known to travel to do so. It has been alleged that he is a hippie drug user and worthless turd. Some think his music is as exciting as an insurance seminar, especially to bromosexuals. While others love and adore him. He sells meth on the side in his lab behind his trailer where he lives with his grandmother. Jimmy Valentine has many illegitimate bastard children from the many groupies and whores he has banged in his wild exploits. One of his bastard children runs a clothing company that makes clothing targeting repressed homosexual bros or Bromos. Valentine's trailer blew up in a methlab accident, so he has moved to the West side of Chicago to work on heroin for a while. After that it's been rumored that he may become a serial killer or a daycare teacher in California.
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