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| - Guard: Halt! Sinterklaas: Jeez! What does a guy have to do to get into a Naval Base these days? When I was a child... Guard: Well, you just have to fill out these forms. Name, occupation, residence, you know, the usual... Sinterklaas (scratching his head): Oh, sorry for overreacting. Guard: No prob, we get tons of these everyday. Sinterklaas: What if? Captain Straightjacket: I'll have to stop you right there, you little pest. Sinterklaas: Oh it's you, the fabled 'silent one' Guard: I'm sorry, sir. Sinterklaas: No problem, I'm just pissed off at him (points to Straightjacket). Straightjacket: Why??!?!
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| - Guard: Halt! Sinterklaas: Jeez! What does a guy have to do to get into a Naval Base these days? When I was a child... Guard: Well, you just have to fill out these forms. Name, occupation, residence, you know, the usual... Sinterklaas (scratching his head): Oh, sorry for overreacting. Guard: No prob, we get tons of these everyday. Sinterklaas: What if? Captain Straightjacket: I'll have to stop you right there, you little pest. Sinterklaas: Oh it's you, the fabled 'silent one' Straightjacket: Not really. I got my epithet because I supposedly tied myself into a straightjacket. True story actually, but that's not the point. You're just stupid. Sinterklaas: Huh. ANYWAYS! I CAME HERE BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME, AND THEN YOUR GUARDS GOT ALL PHYSICAL WITH ME, IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL GOOD TREATMENT!? Guard: I'm sorry, sir. Sinterklaas: No problem, I'm just pissed off at him (points to Straightjacket). Straightjacket: Yeah, I got the gist. Anyway, you're a bounty hunter, right? Used to do a lot of odd jobs for the last captain in this base? Sinterklaas: Yeah, but he was nice, you're just a prick in the... Straightjacket: Have you ever done any major operation? Like, high bounty pirates? Ten, fifteen, twenty million, maybe even more? Sinterklaas: Can't say I have. Straightjacket: Then today will be your first! How does taking down pirate 'Lulu Gregars' sound to you? With a bounty of 22 million, he's quite formidable! (Sinterklaas grins): Actually, I think I'll say no to that. Straightjacket: Why??!?! Sinterklaas: I dunno, maybe because... I wanna be a pirate? Straightjacket (enraged): ARREST HIM!!!!!! Sinterklaas: Don't you dare shoot! Straightjacket: Uh-oh. (To the green-haired guy) Don't panic, Midoriyama! We'll find a way to solve this. (To Sinterklaas) How much money do you want!? Sinterklaas: I don't really want any money, you see. I guess I shouldn't have really announced that I was a pirate but, uh... yeah ,can you just let me out of here in peace? Straightjacket: Hmmmmm..... We'll have to ask the hostage. Midoriyama!? Midoriyama: Well, this is pretty exciting, so maybe I could just, like, stay with him until he gets started, gathers a crew, gets a ship. Straightjacket: That seems to be our best option for now. Good work, Petty Officer! (Salutes Midoriyama). Midoriyama: Hah! That was fun! Since I was a kid I'd wanted to be a hostage to a pirate. Sinterklaas: What kind of...? Ah, whatever, I was a weird kid too.
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