Pet Heaven is like People Heaven, except for pets. It is separate from People Heaven, thus giving it its name. Only good animals go here; the rest go to Hell. Pet Heaven (which henceforth will be called P-Heaven, because that sounds more awesome) was constructed in 6,000 BNR when regular Heaven, which housed both people and animals alike, ran out of room. At first, this problem was solved by throwing excess cats back down to Earth. Thus, the popular expressions, "It's raining cats and dogs.", "Cats always land on their feet." and "Holy fuck I just got hit by a cat, that really hurts, please get off."
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| - Pet Heaven is like People Heaven, except for pets. It is separate from People Heaven, thus giving it its name. Only good animals go here; the rest go to Hell. Pet Heaven (which henceforth will be called P-Heaven, because that sounds more awesome) was constructed in 6,000 BNR when regular Heaven, which housed both people and animals alike, ran out of room. At first, this problem was solved by throwing excess cats back down to Earth. Thus, the popular expressions, "It's raining cats and dogs.", "Cats always land on their feet." and "Holy fuck I just got hit by a cat, that really hurts, please get off."
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| - Pet Heaven is like People Heaven, except for pets. It is separate from People Heaven, thus giving it its name. Only good animals go here; the rest go to Hell. Pet Heaven (which henceforth will be called P-Heaven, because that sounds more awesome) was constructed in 6,000 BNR when regular Heaven, which housed both people and animals alike, ran out of room. At first, this problem was solved by throwing excess cats back down to Earth. Thus, the popular expressions, "It's raining cats and dogs.", "Cats always land on their feet." and "Holy fuck I just got hit by a cat, that really hurts, please get off." Soon the pet popluation on earth sky rocketed, cats seemed to have nine lives and there was smashed dog bodies every where. God realised the problem had gotten out of control while watching The Price Is Right. Appaled by Bob Barker's malicious acts of murder upon cats and dogs on stage, God decided that it was time to create P-Heaven.
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