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From the dawn of time, cheese has been cultivated for use among all humankind. The French were the first to do so, eventually building up a large cheese empire that has subsequently been conquered by any occasionally passing army. But throughout time, the Christian religion contributed the arguably greatest addition to the bourgeoning cheese family. Religious legend holds holy cheese as an object of such importance as to be compared with the holy grail. The Holy Cheese is a gorgonzola which is aged for 15 years in the Caves of Gesthemane. The first Holy Cheese was made by Jesus Christ Himself from the milk of a virgin red heifer -- a miraculous origin indeed, as virgin cows do not naturally lactate. Thus the Hand of God, the All-Milking Dairyman, moved with mystery and majesty in the creat

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  • From the dawn of time, cheese has been cultivated for use among all humankind. The French were the first to do so, eventually building up a large cheese empire that has subsequently been conquered by any occasionally passing army. But throughout time, the Christian religion contributed the arguably greatest addition to the bourgeoning cheese family. Religious legend holds holy cheese as an object of such importance as to be compared with the holy grail. The Holy Cheese is a gorgonzola which is aged for 15 years in the Caves of Gesthemane. The first Holy Cheese was made by Jesus Christ Himself from the milk of a virgin red heifer -- a miraculous origin indeed, as virgin cows do not naturally lactate. Thus the Hand of God, the All-Milking Dairyman, moved with mystery and majesty in the creat
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  • 2007-09-05(xsd:date)
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  • From the dawn of time, cheese has been cultivated for use among all humankind. The French were the first to do so, eventually building up a large cheese empire that has subsequently been conquered by any occasionally passing army. But throughout time, the Christian religion contributed the arguably greatest addition to the bourgeoning cheese family. Religious legend holds holy cheese as an object of such importance as to be compared with the holy grail. The Holy Cheese is a gorgonzola which is aged for 15 years in the Caves of Gesthemane. The first Holy Cheese was made by Jesus Christ Himself from the milk of a virgin red heifer -- a miraculous origin indeed, as virgin cows do not naturally lactate. Thus the Hand of God, the All-Milking Dairyman, moved with mystery and majesty in the creation of this cheese. The holy gifts of this amazing cheese include but are not limited to flight, laser eye beams, and a potential Get Out of Heck Free card. The crafty European, recognizing its promise, has utilized these properties of holy cheese many times throughout history, and holy cheese has been credited for the start of the Crusades and both World Wars, among others. Today, holy cheese is a prized possession for those who own it, though not used for warfare as much as in times past.
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