While doing some charity work at the orphanage, NAME met a little boy who told him/her a wild tale of his parents being murdered by a hideous lizard king in the Slugslick swamp. The lizard king and his lizardfolk lackeys dragged the boy into a graveyard, but before they carried him down into the tomb of the lizard king, he bit his captor and escaped. The kid could have made it all up, but what sort of hero calls an orphan a liar?