In the beginning all things lived in harmony. However God soon became desperately bored sitting on the Throne of Heaven picking His huge toes and watching the universe's changeless benevolence, so He put people on Earth. At first there were two types of humans: Neanderthals and Homo-sapiens. The Neanderthals were, over-all, more advanced organisms than Homo sapiens because they were bigger, stronger, smarter, and had larger penises. Because the Neanderthals had these features women were more attracted to them. Since the Homo sapiens had never got the girls their population dwindled. To halt their own extinction the Homo sapiens started the first war and killed all the Neanderthals. This, they hoped, would put their penises on top of the food chain. This war made Homo sapiens the only human
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| - In the beginning all things lived in harmony. However God soon became desperately bored sitting on the Throne of Heaven picking His huge toes and watching the universe's changeless benevolence, so He put people on Earth. At first there were two types of humans: Neanderthals and Homo-sapiens. The Neanderthals were, over-all, more advanced organisms than Homo sapiens because they were bigger, stronger, smarter, and had larger penises. Because the Neanderthals had these features women were more attracted to them. Since the Homo sapiens had never got the girls their population dwindled. To halt their own extinction the Homo sapiens started the first war and killed all the Neanderthals. This, they hoped, would put their penises on top of the food chain. This war made Homo sapiens the only human
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| - In the beginning all things lived in harmony. However God soon became desperately bored sitting on the Throne of Heaven picking His huge toes and watching the universe's changeless benevolence, so He put people on Earth. At first there were two types of humans: Neanderthals and Homo-sapiens. The Neanderthals were, over-all, more advanced organisms than Homo sapiens because they were bigger, stronger, smarter, and had larger penises. Because the Neanderthals had these features women were more attracted to them. Since the Homo sapiens had never got the girls their population dwindled. To halt their own extinction the Homo sapiens started the first war and killed all the Neanderthals. This, they hoped, would put their penises on top of the food chain. This war made Homo sapiens the only humanoid species left to dominate the world.
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