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The cameltoe, also known as one of nature's great wonders, is a feature that women sometimes have when wearing tight pants that show an outline... of their vagina. The cameltoe is known to make men around the woman happier, and glances at it may be obvious, along with camera phones being pulled out, along with people calling out "Aha! Ya mum's face!"

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  • The cameltoe, also known as one of nature's great wonders, is a feature that women sometimes have when wearing tight pants that show an outline... of their vagina. The cameltoe is known to make men around the woman happier, and glances at it may be obvious, along with camera phones being pulled out, along with people calling out "Aha! Ya mum's face!"
  • Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight clothes. Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be called moose knuckle. This slang was depicted in the film The Weather Man.
  • The origin of the Cameltoe is tight pants and/or crotch covering among girl-type humans. While it is a common misconception (mostly by sick perverts) that cameltoes are essentially frontal wedgies, in fact, they are the effects of Pacman entering a girl's pants and feeding on her pocket lint. A secret that every most every girl keeps is that they store their pants overnight in an 8-Bit maze to keep them crisp and fresh for the next day. The laundering aid of pixilated blocks is incredible, though kept mostly undercover because of females worrying about the idea being overused by male gamers... Of course, no maze is complete without Pacman, so he enters one of these mazes oftentimes and, searching for food, enters the pair of pants stored in the maze in order to receive said food. The next
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  • The cameltoe, also known as one of nature's great wonders, is a feature that women sometimes have when wearing tight pants that show an outline... of their vagina. The cameltoe is known to make men around the woman happier, and glances at it may be obvious, along with camera phones being pulled out, along with people calling out "Aha! Ya mum's face!"
  • Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the labia majora seen through tight clothes. Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be called moose knuckle. This slang was depicted in the film The Weather Man.
  • The origin of the Cameltoe is tight pants and/or crotch covering among girl-type humans. While it is a common misconception (mostly by sick perverts) that cameltoes are essentially frontal wedgies, in fact, they are the effects of Pacman entering a girl's pants and feeding on her pocket lint. A secret that every most every girl keeps is that they store their pants overnight in an 8-Bit maze to keep them crisp and fresh for the next day. The laundering aid of pixilated blocks is incredible, though kept mostly undercover because of females worrying about the idea being overused by male gamers... Of course, no maze is complete without Pacman, so he enters one of these mazes oftentimes and, searching for food, enters the pair of pants stored in the maze in order to receive said food. The next morning, the unsuspecting host dons her pants, with Pacman still inside. He fits himself over her crotch region firmly and slowly grows off of any tablescraps the girl happens to drop in her lap. As this does not usually happen, he is forced to slowly devour the pants and other clothes by sucking them into his mouth. As the pants grow tighter and tighter on the girl, she slowly begins to lose circulation. Once knocked unconcious, Pacman takes over and turns into Super Ultra Mega Pacman Cameltoe.
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