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Princess Rosalina is an attractive woman desperate for companionship. While in her hidden lair with her slave Lummas, she starts to stalk Mario in the most unhealthy ways imaginable. Then, she has Henry bribe Bowser into kidnapping Peach and her sisters to provoke Mario into coming to her. Bowser gladly accepts.

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  • Stupid Mario Galaxy
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  • Princess Rosalina is an attractive woman desperate for companionship. While in her hidden lair with her slave Lummas, she starts to stalk Mario in the most unhealthy ways imaginable. Then, she has Henry bribe Bowser into kidnapping Peach and her sisters to provoke Mario into coming to her. Bowser gladly accepts.
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  • Princess Rosalina is an attractive woman desperate for companionship. While in her hidden lair with her slave Lummas, she starts to stalk Mario in the most unhealthy ways imaginable. Then, she has Henry bribe Bowser into kidnapping Peach and her sisters to provoke Mario into coming to her. Bowser gladly accepts. Mario gets invited to a wild techno party over at Peach's castle. Wanting to get away from his idiot brother Luigi, he gladly accepts and ditches his brother, never seeing him again. While there, some boring old comet that passes by every millennium passes by, but no one cares about it. But then, out of nowhere, Bowser and his grandma pop out and kidnap the three girls. They load the girls into the get-away space ship, piloted by Bowser Jr. Mario, being Peach's slave, tried to rescue them, but gets hit on the head by Bowser's Grandma, sending him flying into outer space without a helmet. Meanwhile, during Mario's disappearance, the Mushroom Kingdom is attacked by the Straw Hat Pirates, who have decided to take advantage of Mario's absence by taking over the entire kingdom. However, they are stopped in the nick of time by Bowser's Army, who use Bowser's very own invention--known as the Fart Bomb--to scatter the Straw Hat Pirates across the kingdom, possibly defeating them for good. This sub-plot was originally meant to set up a spin-off series starring Bowser's Army and the Straw Hat Pirates, but it was (thankfully) cancelled. Later, back in space, Mario gets awakened by a slap to the face and dynamite in his pants, courtesy of Rosalina. Rosalina introduces herself and tells him of why he is here, which was really her selfish wish of having a boyfriend. Mario accepts, but only if he could rescue those other three girls. Rosalina gives him a fishbowl for a helmet, a tight spandex costume for a suit, and a magic bag of tricks.
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