:Principal Lewis: Hold up, it looks like we've got ourselves a magic moron.
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:Stan and Francine: [singing] We're Stan and Frannie, and we go together like...
:Terry: Oh no! Hell, NO! You do not come in here and start singing a musical on MY stage!
:Greg: Terry, calm down.
:Terry: NO! If anyone is singing a musical number in this house it’s me! I will sing the Can Can song from Irma La Douce and BRING YOU TO TEARS!
:Greg: He’ll do it. You better go now.
:Terry: AHHH! 5, 6, 7, 8,! LALALALALALALA LALALALALA LA LA LA LA LALALALALALALALALALALALA
:Greg: Well my weekend is shot thank you for this.
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:Barry: NEVER TOUCH A FAT BOY'S CANDY!
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:Francine: STAN!
:Stan: FRANCINE!
:Francine: STAN!
:Stan: FRANCINE!
:Francine: I MISS HOLDING YOU!
:Stan: [crying] START MAKING DINNER IMMEDIATELY!