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| - The story starts off with the introduction of the protagonist: a good-natured suburban boy named Timmy McDoodles who is in the midst of his youth in Pleasantville, Kansas. He was just recently accepted to Harvard on a Creationist scholarship and is dating a friendly Christian gal named Bonnie. One weekend after a night of caring for the dogs and cats at the animal shelter, Timmy comes home to the internet and does some browsing around. He curiously finds a link to Uncyclopedia via Digg. After reading some of the offensive material, he begins to laugh hysterically. His laughter becomes uncontrollable and he is eventually stricken with a cardiac arrest which sends him into a coma. After a short while our protagonist awakens from his coma and is returned home from the hospital, which is run by old, nasty nuns. His life seems normal yet again, but Timmy feels himself drawn into the mental poverty of that Uncyclopedia website. His girlfriend, Bonnie, gives him a surprise visit for his eighteenth birthday. She enters his room only to find him being gangraped by several tentacle rape monsters and his dog Fido. On his computer screen is the main page of Uncyclopedia. She abruptly joins the unprotected fuckfest. The Aristocrats! Afterwards, he shows her Uncyclopedia. She as well finds it too hilarious to bear and goes into a deep coma due to the hilarity. She does not recover and remains in a coma during the rest of the movie. Timmy then decides to join Uncyclopedia. He registers a username there and begins editing without reading the guidelines, quickly becoming a respected member with several featured articles. As the plot develops, Timmy begins recreationally using heroin. It is suggested that it is the result of Uncyclopedia rather than depression or guilt due to his girlfriend's hospitalization, teenage curiosity, or being lied to by D.A.R.E. He injects heroin into his testicles and his tongue to hide his track marks. Now an avid fan and contributor, Timmy uploads all of the music from UnTunes to his Euroipod. Telling everyone he can about the glory of Uncyclopedia, Timmy becomes known as "Wiki Fag Bitch Boy" around town. One of those he tells, his good friend Johnny, also joins Uncyclopedia and is drawn into the lucrative Nigerian e-mail scamming which he is told in #uncyclopedia "is how uncyc makez da money, lol". Pretending to have inherited lots of money from something rather, Johnny devotes his time to scamming gullible people. He is arrested on 1,337 accounts of fraud and sentenced to the death penalty. Timmy is invited to the execution but arrives six minutes late, missing the best part. He does stay for the reception and banquet though. It is around this time that Timmy enters the Poo Lit Surprise, Uncyclopedia's only prize-money contest endorsed and funded by Wikia. He enters it hoping to win some money for college ($20 was quite an earning back in the day). Failing to win, Timmy began to create voodoo dolls of Wikia admins, regularly torturing them with needles, flames, and forcing them to watch endless hours of reality television. Still in a coma, doctors discover that Bonnie is pregnant. They also discover that her child is part tentacle rape monster. Determining that the hybrid tentacle rape human monster has a right to life, they decide not to abort it and perform a C-section at nine and a half months. Timmy requests to keep her placenta, explaining that he had read on Uncyclopedia that eating the placenta is natural and healthy. The doctors hand over the placenta to him which he takes home, broils on high, seasons, and then eats. Om nom nom nom nom. Now caring for his newborn child, Timmy is violently tentacle raped by his own child on a daily basis. His testicles begin to hurt and swell to the size of a car tire. Suspecting that it may have something to do with having tentacles forcibly rammed into his anus, he heads down to the nun clinic where he is told that his testicles have ruptured. The doctors cannot put the pieces together (the track marks on his testicles, Timmy's strung-out appearance, or his urine test giving positives for heroin) and prescribe him lots and lots of heroin for his pain. Timmy's parents find him dead in his room from a heroin overdose. He is sitting in front of his computer which is running Firefox in 150 tabs of Uncyclopedia. His desktop wallpaper is Sophia, the Uncyclopedia logo. His lifeless body is also being necrophiled by a tentacle rape monster. Bonnie dies the same day in the hospital in her coma. Both Timmy and Bonnie are buried side by side in a cemetery. The movie ends with an eerie shot of the Uncyclopedia homepage, where the camera zooms in slowly and dramatic, evil-sounding music plays.
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